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17-05-2011, 11:32 AM | #1 | ||
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Everyone starts off with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the experience bag before the luck bag is empty. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Start a new career as a bus driver Rides: FG2 XR6 stock at this stage but a very nice ride xc 4 DOOR X CHASER 5.8 UNDER RESTO |
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17-05-2011, 12:06 PM | #2 | |||
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17-05-2011, 12:08 PM | #3 | ||
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I Like it! boom, boom!
in 16 years or so, this girl goes surfing, and comes a cropper - a guy on the beach says "Like, wow, wipeout". LOL
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17-05-2011, 01:19 PM | #4 | ||
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At least they didn't call her Apple or Heavenly Hirani Tigerlily or Moonunit!
I guess they really Like their kid! And in response to your question...yes the world has gone mad!
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17-05-2011, 02:59 PM | #5 | |||
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It's official, the world has gone nuts...
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17-05-2011, 02:25 PM | #6 | ||
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Its better than 'Similar'.
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17-05-2011, 03:03 PM | #7 | ||
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A mate's cousin worked at the Census office overseas (Philippines) several years ago, and it's amazing how many people had silly/ridiculous names. Especially one poor guy who was unfortunately named "Circumcision".
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17-05-2011, 03:10 PM | #8 | ||
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haha! reminds me of this poor fella:
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18-05-2011, 10:42 AM | #9 | |||
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17-05-2011, 03:44 PM | #10 | ||
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. I love it! I was sent that years ago. Still makes me giggle now. Poor guy!
An actual superhero born in Singapore...Who would have guessed!
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17-05-2011, 03:54 PM | #11 | ||
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at-least they did call the kid "poke me" lol
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17-05-2011, 09:54 PM | #12 | ||
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Facebook? Inspiring?
Oh my goodness there is no hope for the future.
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17-05-2011, 10:57 PM | #13 | ||
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Their first child is "like", the next will be, "whatever"
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17-05-2011, 10:59 PM | #14 | ||
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Nice one Uranium!
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18-05-2011, 03:36 AM | #15 | ||
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Lol like true like .... truly stupid . I am at a loss or getting old , how my daughter and other youngens talk this way. Let alone call a kid that? Yep mad ...anyways I'm off to do some planking ;)
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18-05-2011, 08:50 AM | #16 | ||
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50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)
Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel) Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula) Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz) Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose) Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole) Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie) Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone) Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy) Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name) Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit Liberty: Ryan Giggs London Emilio: Slash Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive Marquise: 50 Cent Memphis Eve: Bono Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten) Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True) Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo) Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue) Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine) Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh) Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer) Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
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18-05-2011, 09:06 AM | #17 | ||
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I know a couple that named their son Flange.
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18-05-2011, 11:07 AM | #18 | |||
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That's just plain cruel... As for Moxie Crimefighter, Satchel, Rocket, Moon Unit, Pilot inspektor, Jermajesty, Audio Science, Calico and Camera...I guess it ensures their kids get noticed later on...just because you've got money, doesn't mean you've got brains.
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18-05-2011, 11:38 AM | #19 | |||
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18-05-2011, 09:12 AM | #20 | ||
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David Duchovny and Tea Leoni ???
She didnt even have the guts to call and tell me we were breaking up ??? shattered... at least mila is still faithful to me........ |
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18-05-2011, 09:16 AM | #21 | ||
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Actually I have one while im here,
went to school with 2 brothers, buntakane vilysak and buntaning vilysak... my spelling is probably off a bit, but they became aussies at school. They took aussie names.Cant remember buntanings name but buntakane took Kenneth. The principal said farewell to buntakane and welcome to "kenny vilysak" . say it fast. |
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18-05-2011, 09:55 AM | #22 | ||
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There was this little gem in 2002; http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id...9|reuters.html I wonder if recent events have them wanting to change the child's name????
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18-05-2011, 10:02 AM | #24 | ||
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Imagine the taunts and cruelty that will follow... it's handing the bullies great material on a silver platter. "unlike"
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18-05-2011, 10:16 AM | #25 | ||
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I have taught 4 Elvis' (All Vietnamese), a Jesus (that shared a class with a Mary), a Lord, a Sampson, a Fanny, an Ethel and a whole lot of other 'interesting' names that slip my mind over the years.
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18-05-2011, 10:44 AM | #26 | |||
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18-05-2011, 10:51 AM | #27 | |||
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18-05-2011, 11:07 AM | #28 | |||
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18-05-2011, 10:23 AM | #29 | ||
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My girlfriend (an early childhood teacher) has taught a:
Kimberrlii Addrriaana Bogdan, Elenie-May, Bindi-May, and other assorted terribly-named children. Bogdan. Seriously.
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