"It's just for the articles, I promise..."

GreenMachine · 10-01-2005, 03:42 PM

So I'm waiting for my morning coffee to be brewed at the convenience store next to my office, and I notice that this month's issue of Australian Penthouse has a review of the Aston Martin DB9, and an article on cooking a great barbie.

Will the chicky-babe behind the counter still think I'm a perve if I buy it just for an enlightening read?

SVOPete · 10-01-2005, 03:47 PM

Corse she will, but is that a concern??

klawsterfobik · 10-01-2005, 03:48 PM

who cares... porn and cars. go for it. Its only $12.95 isnt it?

klawsterfobik · 10-01-2005, 03:49 PM

Is she a chicky though, or is she a bit more? If she's a hottie ask her if she thinks that your a perve for buying it ;)

GreenMachine · 10-01-2005, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by klawsterfobik

Is she a chicky though, or is she a bit more? If she's a hottie ask her if she thinks that your a perve for buying it ;)

What if she says "yes!" - I'm sprung!

klawsterfobik · 10-01-2005, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenMachine

What if she says "yes!" - I'm sprung!

If she says yes, then tell her that you'd rather be spending time with her. But seems she working you cant. Then give her your phone number and ask her to call you if she wants to keep you away from the damned magazine.

or soemthing liek that. Good work on the mag, reading the articles, sure you are. And ive got the internet for fordforums.com.au

lv619 · 10-01-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by klawsterfobik

And ive got the internet for fordforums.com.au

hahaha me too... :jerk:

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masters24 · 10-01-2005, 04:17 PM

from a chicks point of view, anyone who buys porn or chick mags looks like they r lonely. If u want her, dont get the mag

EA2BA · 10-01-2005, 04:32 PM

Send someone else to get it

GreenMachine · 10-01-2005, 04:54 PM

... or go somewhere else. or just resist the temptation :p

Sourbastard · 10-01-2005, 05:04 PM

be a man, go up to the counter, and say with a firm voice, I want you to sell me some Condoms! And ill have that penthouse magazine too! And a burrito!

Bucknaked · 10-01-2005, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

be a man, go up to the counter, and say with a firm voice, I want you to sell me some Condoms! And ill have that penthouse magazine too! And a burrito!

Aye Carrumba

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Paris Hilton · 10-01-2005, 05:25 PM

but then she'll think you like having sex with burritos :\

Feathers · 10-01-2005, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Selekta

but then she'll think you like having sex with burritos :\

And isn't that an interesting mental image

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10-01-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Feathers

And isn't that an interesting mental image

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Put's a new twist on the 'hot burrito'

SVOPete · 10-01-2005, 05:28 PM

You forgot the bag of oranges for halftime!

Yum-Yum · 10-01-2005, 05:37 PM

Get ya dad to buy it.

GreenMachine · 10-01-2005, 06:41 PM

Just nipped out and bought it. The article on BBQ's is crap :(

Olympus · 10-01-2005, 06:58 PM

This thread is wortheless without pics. (of all the chicks in the mag)

**Peuty** · 10-01-2005, 07:55 PM

Mmmm extra sauce

Feathers · 10-01-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Peuty

Mmmm extra sauce

"Would you like to upsize that sir?"

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This thread is going rapidly downhill...

10-01-2005, 08:07 PM

Yeah, I agree. I know I'm a sicko but that's grose...

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svo347 · 10-01-2005, 08:18 PM

Better still get the Black Label edition... Discretely home delivered

klawsterfobik · 10-01-2005, 08:38 PM

Normal Penthouse is crap, i agree with the Black Label edition. I think it will be a good day when you get a free box of tissues, and a rubber glove with your porn.

lv619 · 10-01-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by klawsterfobik

Normal Penthouse is crap, i agree with the Black Label edition. I think it will be a good day when you get a free box of tissues, and a rubber glove with your porn.

errrm, alrighty then...

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