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16-08-2008, 08:13 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts,and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker.
At first I didnt mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence. If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and Im in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, and she said "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and Im hiding behind my rex. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. ...the rear camber on my rex is severely wearing my rear tires!!! Now i have to get some strut tops so I can adjust this. Should i get the Whiteline or Cusco kit? I lol'd when i read it, so figured every one here could do with a laugh. |
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16-08-2008, 08:15 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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And yes i stole this from the ls1 forum
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16-08-2008, 08:18 PM
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EL GHIA LIFE
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thats gold!
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16-08-2008, 08:25 PM
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That was good. Got a laugh out of me.
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16-08-2008, 08:32 PM
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If it ain't broke........
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Geeeeeeeeezzzzeeee !!! Halfway thru reading this thread I thought shouldn't it be in Advice Central !!!
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16-08-2008, 09:15 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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16-08-2008, 09:20 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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caught me hook, line, sinker & copy of the angelers times, I too thought this really isnt the place, poor bugger
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19-08-2008, 01:37 PM
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but still nice read, first time i saw simular one to this i was about 1/4 thru it and writing a reply saying fork that of you dont need her blah blah then saw the punch line haha
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16-08-2008, 09:20 PM
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... Fear it!
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LMFAO .. that was golden
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16-08-2008, 09:23 PM
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lol.. love it
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16-08-2008, 09:26 PM
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Fiat POWAAH!
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I'd go the whiteline kit mate
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16-08-2008, 09:47 PM
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DELANY
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lol that was grouse
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16-08-2008, 10:40 PM
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playing in my big shed
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 : : ya got me  :
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16-08-2008, 10:47 PM
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The Duke
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Had me in too - well done & a good laugh.
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16-08-2008, 11:18 PM
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16-08-2008, 11:21 PM
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lol !
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16-08-2008, 11:45 PM
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I'm thinking, what the hell is this guy doing..... Ford Forums, and he's telling us about his cheating wife .......................!!!!!! Has he no 'real' friend / family to talk this through with???????
Got me big time. cheers
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17-08-2008, 12:02 AM
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you got me dissappointed
 : i was enjoying you that until you got to the punch line. :togo:
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16-08-2008, 11:56 PM
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Am i the only one who wanted to know what his wife was doing in the car? Got me all angry in about 20 seconds
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17-08-2008, 02:12 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Got me. :gren:
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17-08-2008, 02:30 AM
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I read it and thought what the hell has this guy got a rex on a Ford Forums !!!!!........... but..............yeah you got me too...............great laugh m8.
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17-08-2008, 06:52 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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too funny
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17-08-2008, 08:35 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Classic.
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17-08-2008, 09:09 AM
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hahahah thats gold had me all along
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17-08-2008, 10:22 AM
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Mr old phart
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Yeah, an oldie but a goodie. The first time I read it, it was a thread called 'Advice needed' and had the guy spotting a patch of rust while crouched behind the car. The request for advice then being should he bog it himself or get a professional...
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17-08-2008, 06:25 PM
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The Vengeful One
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hahahah!
Joke of the year!!!!!
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17-08-2008, 11:12 AM
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Brilliant. Well done.
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17-08-2008, 08:35 PM
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BURN RUBBER NOT OIL
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lol had me going to.. as for struts get the whiteline kit..awesome setups for the rex
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17-08-2008, 10:00 PM
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DPC PERFORMANCE Race prep
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so was your wife getting bonked or not ????????????????????????????
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