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12-02-2005, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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Just got this thru the emailing system aswell
 The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back." :evil_laug  : :gren:
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12-02-2005, 07:52 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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 Hahaha  :
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12-02-2005, 07:59 PM
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www.madel.com.au
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: C o c k a t o o
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heheehhehe .... very good!
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13-02-2005, 12:41 AM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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lol nice one bro lol
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13-02-2005, 05:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Murray Bridge, SA
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lol
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13-02-2005, 05:55 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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Bahahahahaha! funny stuff! :evil_laug
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