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Old 01-01-2005, 10:04 PM   #1
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It seems that we need to demolish FF Town and rebuild it..... Are we up for a complete town rebuild, such as AFF Town??? Where should we start???

I nominate myself as Mayor again but all other positions are open again.....

HAHAHAHAHA (tm)!!!
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:09 PM   #2
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I'll start up the Pub and Goth Club again.
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/me nominates for AFF Town Smuttpeddler (tm) again and AFF Town Patent Officer (tm).

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Old 01-01-2005, 10:12 PM   #4
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hi Mayor Jac, i want my Job back as the Town Preist and would also like to run the OFR race track.
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:17 PM   #5
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hi Mayor Jac, i want my Job back as the Town Preist and would also like to run the OFR race track.
Hey hey, Mark you got in quick this time! Yep, good, one AFF Town Priest and OFR Race Track Manager.....

And Pub Owner/Goth Club owner all sorted!!! This is starting to sound a tad familiar... Perhaps I will be the brothel owner again too...

I also nominate Cobra as the AFF Town Pool/Pond Cleaner (tm) and Gerbil Farmer (tm)...

Kel!!! We need a bottle shop manager!!!!!

And where is that devious assistant of mine....???
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:24 PM   #6
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I also nominate Cobra as the AFF Town Pool/Pond Cleaner (tm) and Gerbil Farmer (tm)...

Kel!!! We need a bottle shop manager!!!!!

And where is that devious assistant of mine....???
Jac while you are nominating members for jobs, who is in charge of the Sat Nav units ? :p
maybe the Gerbil Farmer (tm) can have that one also..
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:18 PM   #7
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Hi mayor Jac, i would like to apply for the "Yoghurt Truck(tm)"
driver, i will try my hardest not to "crash the yoghurt truck" :p
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:22 PM   #8
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I wanna be an "AFF corrupt bouncer", can I, can I?
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:23 PM   #9
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Hey Jac,
Howz'it goin. Hope your Christmas and New Year turned out well...
Now let's see same rules as before???
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:24 PM   #10
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You better not crash it otherwise there will be blue balls all over the place

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Old 01-01-2005, 10:27 PM   #11
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Ahem, Laminge - Lynch Mob Supremo here?! What's this 'Don' business?

I can see there's gonna be a few showdowns at dusk in this town!
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everyone wants to be a driver maybe we should have a shoutout at the AFF OFR race track.
Cams290, Laminge & AU Man.
5 laps each around the track, fastest time wins.... and you must run it in thongs..lol.
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:45 PM   #13
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Cams290, Laminge & AU Man.
5 laps each around the track, fastest time wins.... and you must run it in thongs..lol.
What kind of thong is that? The one that sits between your brown eye or your toe jam?
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What kind of thong is that? The one that sits between your brown eye or your toe jam?
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Has AFF town got a hospital yet? I mean after all these showdowns and pub brawls were going to need a nurse. :p

I'll nominate my self as the town nurse and lethal injection giver to the Holden drivers that find there way into the town.

Any yachts passing through shall also be mooned by me.
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Has AFF town got a hospital yet? I mean after all these showdowns and pub brawls were going to need a nurse. :p

I'll nominate my self as the town nurse and lethal injection giver to the Holden drivers that find there way into the town.

Any yachts passing through shall also be mooned by me.
No lethal injections here, we like a good oldfashioned public hanging.
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Hello mayor , can I apply for the job as beer truck driver ? I will deliver on time and promise not to drink too much on the way.
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AFF Town Hanging Judge (TM) as usual.
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Old 01-01-2005, 10:33 PM   #19
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Oh got it, Town narc and resident no-hoper reporting for duty maam.
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Righteo then, its all happening now! Glad to see the hanging judge on board again.

Is there a second hand dealer in AFF Town? I have a Navman to sell! Haha.

Perhaps I will sell it to Cam driving his yoghurt truck (down the runway) to help him avoid crashing it, or shall I sell it to the beer truck driver? We cant have HIM getting lost now, can we?

Um, can we have a Lone Star restaurant in AFF Town? We need some steak!!!
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Put me down for AFF Town clown, people are always laughing at me (instead of with me) anyway...
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It's so funny coz it's true!!
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Hey guys, maybe this time we can come up with something visual an actual map of AFF town or island?? Depending on what is decided..

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Oh, can I be the town drunk?

I missed the boat last time because I was asleep on a park bench ;)
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Oh, can I be the town drunk?

I missed the boat last time because I was asleep on a park bench ;)
I'm sure with you Gas Systems (tm) you could be the AFF Town (tm) Barbeque Chef (tm).

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Lol, I think that would be a tightly contested role actually.

Hmm, AFF drunken BBQ chef perhaps!
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Lol, I think that would be a tightly contested role actually.

Hmm, AFF drunken BBQ chef perhaps!
Oh goody, we get a "human torch" for weekend entertainment.

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Any of you 3 (Cams290, Laminge & AU Man) put on a thong and go running in public and I'll be forced to dust off the gallows. Cant be scareing the residents, the children and the pets now.
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