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Old 05-04-2008, 11:01 PM   #1
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Default the most stupidest thing we have done to our cars

hi i can say i was reversing out of the supercheap autos car park in my mums o6 ford focus zetec ! and there were gas bottle about 2.5 meters away ! so i reversed out watching out so i didnt hit the gas bottles and i didnt relize that were were 50 cm high posts protecting the gas bottle and i backed straight into the post what a dill am i !!

i hope other people may tell their storys on what silly thing they did to their or other people cars and it doesnt have to be acciendents !!

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Old 05-04-2008, 11:36 PM   #2
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will post pics soon of the damage done to the focus when mum comes back from holidays
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:06 AM   #3
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Got the wife's AU wagon serviced at the local dealer - and expected them to do a good job.
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:08 AM   #4
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and i guess they didnt !! was it at a ford dealer !
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:10 AM   #5
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and i guess they didnt !! was it at a ford dealer !
yeah - ford dealer.
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:12 AM   #6
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i feel the same as you ! i had a similar experience with my ford dealer ! but your proberly a lot worse ! what did they do to it !! i back the ford product 100 % however i dont back some dealer ship ! i learnt now i go private !
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:15 AM   #7
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The most stupidest thing i've ever done was simply buying the bloody thing... :S
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:17 AM   #8
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looking at a map when approaching a red light while the car was moving.
dont try it.
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:36 AM   #9
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Lol dont laugh.

I was driving a old mazda when I just got my p's when the ignition barrel buggered on me. because I was already running late to pick up my girlriend I triedto start it without the barrel.

I disabled the immobiliser, and pulled the column apart and got the barrel out then took the rear off the barrel and used a screwdriver to turn it over.

As it so happened I had the car in gear and in 5th too, so when it kicked over the car jumped forward and I was in the car confused when it happened. Long story short, the car bounced forward against the wall and shorted out a fair few wires. I ended up being able to borrow my dads 66 mercedes 220s and picked up my girlfriend in it. One of the best nights ever, especially when you compare the size of the backseat compared to the old mazda 323. :
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Old 06-04-2008, 02:00 AM   #10
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1. Locking the keys in my first XY Fairmont wagon.........while it was still running;
2. Putting a $99 Voxson stereo in the XY wagon and THROWING AWAY the original radio
3. Selling my XY GS Fairmont wagon in 2005 (just bought it back, so it is OK);
4. Buying a VX SS Commodore for $40k instead of an XW GT for $42k at the same time. The SS was a load of junk with the motor rebuilt and then replaced. Luckily it only depreciated at $1,000 per month while the XW GT would have appreciated at double that (until recently, anyway)
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Not pulling the handbrake on quite enough while on a flying visit to my mothers place...
walk out, look down the driveway...and the bloody cars gone!!!
I run out the front expecting to see major carnage at the bottom of the hill.....
But it wasnt too bad...only rolled about 15mtrs or so and straight up the back of my brothers (then new) Toyota....the bill for both....about $3000...ugh
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Not pulling the handbrake on quite enough while on a flying visit to my mothers place...
walk out, look down the driveway...and the bloody cars gone!!!
I run out the front expecting to see major carnage at the bottom of the hill.....
But it wasnt too bad...only rolled about 15mtrs or so and straight up the back of my brothers (then new) Toyota....the bill for both....about $3000...ugh
close... i bottomed out trying to get it up a driveway on the side of the house and got stuck, so i got the jack out and started pumping it up. i only realized that the handbrake was off after the car started rolling backwards going through the front fence taking down half of the fence. then i bogged it trying to get it out and had to call a towing company to get me out. :

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Old 06-04-2008, 02:21 AM   #13
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having a perve whilst creeping along a buisy main street...bumper to bumper...not cool
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Old 06-04-2008, 01:51 PM   #14
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having a perve whilst creeping along a buisy main street...bumper to bumper...not cool
True..15 odd years ago I had a courier run on the Gold Coast.I was in traffic at Surfers Paradise having a perve and ran into the back of a Falcon - doors open and 2 police climb out of their unmarked car!.They asked me what happened & I said I was checking out one of the local bikini babes and they replied "thats o.k - so were we"
Lucky it was only a couple of scratches & it was left at that - but now I always check for police before I perve!
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True..15 odd years ago I had a courier run on the Gold Coast.I was in traffic at Surfers Paradise having a perve and ran into the back of a Falcon - doors open and 2 police climb out of their unmarked car!.They asked me what happened & I said I was checking out one of the local bikini babes and they replied "thats o.k - so were we"
Lucky it was only a couple of scratches & it was left at that - but now I always check for police before I perve!
OMG!... that is so classic!!
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Old 07-04-2008, 12:34 PM   #16
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True..15 odd years ago I had a courier run on the Gold Coast.I was in traffic at Surfers Paradise having a perve and ran into the back of a Falcon - doors open and 2 police climb out of their unmarked car!.They asked me what happened & I said I was checking out one of the local bikini babes and they replied "thats o.k - so were we"
Lucky it was only a couple of scratches & it was left at that - but now I always check for police before I perve!
i can just imagine that being in some aussie comedy sketch or somthing, thats pure gold, great story!
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Old 06-04-2008, 05:33 PM   #17
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having a perve whilst creeping along a buisy main street...bumper to bumper...not cool
lol this seems to be a common thing, i was doing the same and ran up the back of a f100, smashing the front of my car, but at least i bent his number plate.
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Old 07-04-2008, 11:40 AM   #18
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This is how my XF met a Landcruiser :(

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Putting a Cable from the battery to the starter motor OVER the heationg pipe, causing the cable to melt, then blow up in two parts, stranding me in caboolture :( (XF)
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Old 06-04-2008, 04:00 AM   #19
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Sold it. 1967 XR fairmont :(
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:47 AM   #20
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ohh no you all have had bad luck !
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:09 AM   #21
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Worst thing i have ever done was: Adjusting my seat while descending a hill then hitting the brakes at the same time. Locked up the brakes: My nose met the windscreen pretty quick as the seat belt didn't tension up and hold me back. I am sure i am not the only one to have done this!?
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No sir you most certainly aren't!
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Worst thing i have ever done was: Adjusting my seat while descending a hill then hitting the brakes at the same time. Locked up the brakes: My nose met the windscreen pretty quick as the seat belt didn't tension up and hold me back. I am sure i am not the only one to have done this!?
Wasnt me but seeing my wifes father do the same thing in a tarago Ultima and being a bit on the chubby side stuck between the wheel and the seat was a classic rofl!
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Old 06-04-2008, 11:54 AM   #24
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this one is not mine but my nephews who at that stage was staying with the ex and myself.
Back then I was a shift worker and had to sleep through the day. I get woken up this particular day by the nephew who has been banging a hammer away for about 30 minutes or so. I get up and go outside to see him with the back of the XF jacked up and chocks under the front wheels, he is bashing the rear drums trying to get them off. (apprenetly checking his brakes). So after swear my head off at him for waking me up i ask what the hell are you doing???? He tells me trying to get the brake drums off. I say let me have a go, I walk to the drivers door, take off the hand brake and come back and amazingly the drum commes off without the need for the hammer, I cuff my nephew over the back of the head and tell him shut up and go back to bed.
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Ran out of petrol in my HQ Monaro going down a hill at 110 kph and decided to turn the ignition off and coast to a service station at the bottom of the hill. Problem was i turned it too far and locked the steering. End result...car veered left into a big gatepost and proceeded to roll 4 times after impact. Car was a total writeoff.
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Ran out of petrol in my HQ Monaro going down a hill at 110 kph and decided to turn the ignition off and coast to a service station at the bottom of the hill. Problem was i turned it too far and locked the steering. End result...car veered left into a big gatepost and proceeded to roll 4 times after impact. Car was a total writeoff.
Holy crap, that must have been the scariest experience ever.
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Worst thing i have ever done was: Adjusting my seat while descending a hill then hitting the brakes at the same time. Locked up the brakes: My nose met the windscreen pretty quick as the seat belt didn't tension up and hold me back. I am sure i am not the only one to have done this!?
Nope I have done that
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Going for gold when I'm at lights and I see the turning arrow. Then getting through the lights and realising my light was still red and I just about caused a few accidents!
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Going for gold when I'm at lights and I see the turning arrow. Then getting through the lights and realising my light was still red and I just about caused a few accidents!
lol, done that too
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