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13-04-2010, 12:15 AM | #1 | ||
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I have just been reading through the Federal Governments "Green Car Innovation Fund". They seem to putting up alot of money, with what seem to be, very broad ranging criterias. Thus to prevent all your tax money going to foreign owned companies, I need someone to provide me with a fuel saving method that can be applied to a current car.
According to the GCIF, it doesnt look like the idea has to be effective or needs to prevent horrific side effects, it just needs to fool a public servant. If I manage to get millions from the government, I will do the right thing, and give the owner of the best idea a 10% kickback. Thus all I have come up with is. 1) seal the boot - and fill it, and the tyres with with helium (less weight increases fuel efficiency) 2) Have larger wheels on the back than on the front. That way car is always rolling downhill on flat roads. 3) Only allow petrol stations to operate at night. Lower average temperature will ensure more petro for customer 4) Remove unused items from certain models. Remove indicator stalk from commodores and volvos. Remove rear veiw and side mirrors from BMW four wheel drives. |
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13-04-2010, 01:12 AM | #2 | ||
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A professor in Perth made the comment that the GCIF is neither Green nor innovative.
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13-04-2010, 08:54 AM | #3 | ||
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Why dont you troll the Anger Management courses or actually hire someone to provide a free "Car Dimpling Service". Wasnt this proven to save fuel?
Supply them a golf club and tell them to go for it. You could give discounts to car yards and auction sites. Manufacturers would soon catch on and change their tooling so you need to get in NOW. : Cheers Mick
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13-04-2010, 09:08 AM | #4 | ||
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green jobs = no jobs ,this sounds like another one of Kruds im (looking to be doing some thing but in fact doing bugger all).If the morons cant insulate homes build class rooms,with out every dodgy shonk ripping of us the mug tax payer ,how can we expect this program to be well thought out & not more of the same????
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13-04-2010, 10:41 AM | #5 | |||
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I guess it might add to mosquito / ross river / malaria problems in tropical areas. (rain pooling in the dimples would be a perfect breeding ground). But this shouldnt be an issue, as it would just be a consequence of a stupid government policy. All they need to see is the idea, not the consequence. And like Reuss's idea of manufacturing cruze in australia, I would have the money before they wised up to the stupidity of my idea. |
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13-04-2010, 09:20 AM | #6 | |||
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13-04-2010, 12:05 PM | #7 | ||
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Formulate a "Special" clear coat paint that makes the car travel through the air smoother and more streamlined.
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13-04-2010, 04:38 PM | #8 | |||
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13-04-2010, 12:08 PM | #9 | ||
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Introduce a car that is effectively a 1t paper weight therefore forcing people to walk, saving fuel and carbon emissions
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13-04-2010, 01:18 PM | #10 | |||
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13-04-2010, 02:57 PM | #11 | ||
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Sigma??
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20-07-2010, 06:29 PM | #12 | |||
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Green cars in poll test
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20-07-2010, 07:00 PM | #13 | ||
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GCIF - Just a big **** by name.
Hell, GM utilised GCF $$ funding their new cruise. If this is 'Green" simply coz its a 4 cyl. it surely proves crap. My 86 Navara would have been more green whilst new, and it had a tray to carry its own green house gasses, instead of displacing them in our environment ...
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20-07-2010, 07:12 PM | #14 | ||
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I am still staggered how much it has cost Ford to add two exisiting engines and use Orbital's LPG tech. Are these Green Car fund apps audited?
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20-07-2010, 07:19 PM | #15 | |||
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Ford will have to put money 1 to 1 (normally 2 to 1). These are not handouts, they are grants for R&D. Also Ford is making the ecoboost motor RWD, which is a Ford first. This aint cheap.
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20-07-2010, 07:21 PM | #16 | |||
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Certainly Ford has to put their money where their mouth is, Im just curious how its all audited (perhaps I dont want to know!). Whilst its not a handout, I wouldnt even care if it is. I think a viable automotive industry is such an important asset for this country. I also think the taxpayer gets good value for money for the money put into the manufacturers. |
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21-07-2010, 12:17 AM | #17 | ||
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If it's like other Government funding I've been a part of, yes it is audited.
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21-07-2010, 12:52 AM | #18 | ||
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the truth be known its probably more of a disguised tax break to keep the car companies interested in building cars here, if it was seen a tax refund/incentive everyone else in manufactureing would be holding their hands out, tax is pretty nasty in this country, and why would you stay here if you can`t make a buk.
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21-07-2010, 01:11 AM | #19 | |||
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But your nearly right. Its just another way for the federal government to find someway to put money into the manufacturers pockets. Its so an American company like GM or a Japanese company like Toyota, can import parts from overseas, to be assembled here using (taxpayer) subsidized wages, so they can then sell them at less than cost to the middle east, thus adding $1 billion to our export revenue. But this is not a bad thing, for it allows the middle easterns to repatriate some of the $20 billion we pay for their oil at market rates each year. Basically its just an ego trip for the federal minister at any given time, who doesnt want to allow the australian car industry to go belly up under his watch. |
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21-07-2010, 05:11 PM | #20 | |||
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How are Australian workers wages subsidised?
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28-07-2010, 11:26 AM | #22 | |||
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Thought this might be of interest. Had to use google translate... not perfect but ok.
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28-07-2010, 11:45 AM | #23 | |||
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Without a hint of Hypocrisy, Bracks may have wanted to ask the heads of these companies, how they are able to build up a 1 million a year car industry, from the ashes of a moribund communist state, in only 20 years. Maybe the response would have been, we invest in Czech companies (instead of letting Czech taxpayer dollars fly off overseas thru subsidiaries of overseas multinationals), and we dont pay ex politicians, who know nothing about the automobile industry. And we make cars that people want to buy, not what we want poeple to buy. |
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28-07-2010, 01:11 PM | #24 | ||
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In all seriousness, I think this is a wonderful thing if the government is encouraging other automotive companies to invest in Australia. I always thought that VW should have a plant here to build Golfs for the asian pacific region, especially as the Golf production for this region was moved back to Germany from South Africa due to quality concerns.
A joint VW/Skoda plant in Australia could do very well especially with all the Green Car funding and various state subsidies. |
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