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24-03-2009, 09:27 PM
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Da Shifty One
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Sydney
Posts: 1,586
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So a woman goes to the auto shop.... reporting her vehicle has a vibration and it has a gas leak..
The diagnosis? A box spring mattress in the roadway which the broad ran over, and dragged for miles. The flailing metal under the car punched a hole in the fuel tank, and fuel starvation is all that stopped this rocket scientist. AND YES SHE WAS BLONDE!!    Didnt some bogan do a similar on Parramatta road few months back??
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