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06-01-2005, 07:53 PM
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COLLINGWOOD GIRLS..
Two young Port Power girls walk into a David Jones store, walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Shazza sprays it on her wrist and smells it: "That's quite nice, innit, don't ya fink, Cheryl?" "Yeah, what's it called?" "Viens a moi." "VIENS A MOI, what the f*ck does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for "come to me". Shazza takes another sniff and offers her arm to Cheryl, saying, "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you, Cheryl?"
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