Another GT stolen in Perth

[Full Noise]

It’s amazing how little things like this cost these days. I’m setting up a dedicated computer with battery backup for zero lux cameras and going down the bollard road at the moment. Bollards are a great deterrent for when a premises is un occupied.

It’s funny when you speak to an insurance company, “cough RACV cough” and ask if there is a discount on your car insurance because you have a bollard in your driveway.

Full Noise: Do you have a discount for people who install below ground bollards in their driveways?

RACV: No sir, although we do offer a discount if you have one of our approved monitored alarm systems.

Full Noise: Do you know what bollards are?

RACV: Yes sir, however they won’t stop your car from being stolen.

Full Noise: WTF, are you people on drugs? What do you think car dealers use? They’ll stop a truck from driving through the doors of Parliament house, but you’re not prepared to recognise them as a theft deterrent?

RACV: No sir, blah blah insurance company crap, blah blah blah.

Full Noise: No worries. Have a nice day.