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Old 28-12-2008, 05:45 PM   #11
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Two boys are playing football in a Melbourne park, when one is attacked by a
Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby
fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy. "Blues fan saves friend from vicious animal", he starts
writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Blues fan," the boy replies.

"Tigers fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts
again.

"I'm not a Tigers fan either, " the boy says.

"Then what are you?" the reporter says.

"I'm a Collingwood fan"

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Low life barstard
kills family pet".
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