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RALPHIE Had Shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office
should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are
running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to
RALPHIE:

RALPHIE walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what
he had. RALPHIE said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked RALPHIE what he
had.
RALPHIE said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told RALPHIE to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked RALPHIE what he had. RALPHIE
said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave RALPHIE a blood test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, and told RALPHIE to take off all his clothes
and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found RALPHIE sitting patiently in the
nude and asked RALPHIE what he had. RALPHIE said, 'Shingles.'

The doctor asked, 'Where?'

RALPHIE said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'