What jokes do you know?

[Jason[98.EL]]

> A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky
> clouded above his head and in a booming voice,
> The Lord said.
> 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
> one wish.'
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can
> ride over anytime I want.'
> The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the
> bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will
> nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
> me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
> think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
>
> The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said,
> 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know
> how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
> treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and
> how I can make a woman truly happy'.
>
> The Lord replied;
> 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?