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22-03-2010, 01:57 PM
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The Thread Killa
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Location: Melbourne
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Probably been posted already, but here goes:
Year 2 class comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand pit." The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a lolly." She does and gets a lolly. The teacher asks Michael what he did at playtime. Michael says, "I played with Sarah in the sand pit." The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a lolly." Michael does, and gets a lolly. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime. He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Michael, but they threw rocks at me." The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a lolly."
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