women and their troubles with ford men

[howey]

I just browsed a thread started by Mrs 347stroker, and noticed her the line "i wish he'd stroke me". I've never met or spoken to mrs 347stroker, or mr 347stroker for that matter. It did occur to me, however, that from Brisbane to Melbourne, the tales of neglect at the hands of their husband's Ford sound very similar. So I set out to find ways to bridge the gap between man and wife. Here is a list of things women can do to improve relations with their husband.

1. Just as footballers need to read the play to make the right decision, so do women. E.g. Having the 1/2" ring spanner ready before he asks for it, knowing that he really needs a ratchet and socket rather than a spanner and presenting it to him. No one likes to pester their wives for a beer, when you see that he has to tip the can past horizontal, it's time for a freshy.

2. When his mates come over to help him, just because your presence is no longer desired in the shed, doesn't mean you can't whip up some food and grab something to drink for the boys.

3. Realise that when he's reading girlie mags, it's not always because he wants to satisfy his primal urges to plant his seed in as many beautiful women as possible, rather he wants to be able to come to you with a well rounded outlook on the female species and be constructive about the areas you could work on, he's doing it for you.

4. When he does greet you with some physical attention, be happy with what he can give. No one wins if you complain about the duration or tenderness. Why crush the man's ego, it's not only about you, you know.

5. When you're laying together basking in the afterglow, don't be offended if his mind wanders to other matters(Fords). It's widely known that the moments immediately after the fact can produce some of the clearest most creative thoughts of any time, it would be a shame to waste them on frivellous matters.

These are just some simple steps women can take to improve their relationships. I don't think it's that hard really.
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if my wife find's out about this I'm dead. If there are any right wing feminist nazis on this forum, i'm not really Howey, I'm John Howard PM, Canberra, and all correspondence can be forwarded to me c/o Parliament House, Canberra