It's Chuck Norris' birthday today!!

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70 years young today. Total respect.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment...-1226019082574

Here are 10 FACTUAL and 10 FICTITIOUS stats about Chuck Norris:

1. To be or not to be is irrelevant to Chuck Norris, because he is both.

2. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push up. He pushes the earth down.

3. Chuck Norris is a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion and hero of more than 23 feature films.

4. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

5. Chuck Norris was the recipient of the Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award in 1990.

6. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

7. Chuck Norris is a devout Christian and reads the bible every morning with his wife Gena.

8. Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.

9. Chuck Norris worked as a Commissioned Police Officer in Texas.

10. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.

11. In 1991, Chuck Norris with his team and sponsor "Popeye Chicken" won the World Off Shore Powerboat championships.

12. Chuck Norris played archangel Matthew in Bells of Innocence, a film about dueling spiritual forces, directed by his son, a Christian moviemaker.

13. Chuck Norris can pin a nail to a wall using MC Hammer.

14. Born Carlos Ray in 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, Norris was nicknamed “Chuck” by a Hispanic barrack mate during Air Force boot camp.

15. Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

16. Chuck Norris says he was the only celebrity to publicly promote and applaud Mel Gibson's movie The Passion that didn't star in it.

17. Chuck Norris does not need Twitter... he is already following you.

18. Chuck Norris believes part of the "divine plan for his life" came when he first stepped into the world of martial arts while on his military tour in Korea.

19. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

20. Chuck Norris released a statement about the fictional Chuck Norris facts; 'I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising."