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23-07-2019, 10:34 PM | #11 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Perth, Northern Suburbs
Posts: 5,005
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Nongs!
Nong: Describes Fuel-Starvation issue. Advice: "Sounds like you have a fuelling issue. Here's how to diagnose it." Nong: No it must be the car seat because I am sitting on it when the problem happens. Nong: "I spent $1,000 on new seats and it hasn't fixed the problem, why are Ford's so ****." Advice: "Still sounds like a fuelling issue, have you tried to diagnose it?" Nong: "Nope it must be the CAT because my mate who fixes fridges for a living knows all about such things." Nong: "I bought a filthy rusted out piece of **** from a wrecker, but it hasn't fixed the problem. I am never buying another Ford." Advice: "I've owned maybe a dozen Ford sixes, anytime I had your problem it was related to fuel delivery" Nong: "At this point I would rather cut off my own penis than admit to myself that I am a ****wit. I'm glad Ford closed down because they are such ****, and this forum is useless." |
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