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Old 26-10-2006, 02:39 PM   #61
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Some of the best it came up for me

That'll be the Superroo
It's That Superroo Feeling
Wait Till We Get Our Superroo On You.
Leaves Your Superroo Minty not Mediciney
You're Never Alone with a Superroo
Nothing Sucks Like A Superroo
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Superroo
Superroo - Australian for Beer
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a superroo

Good fun i must say
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Old 26-10-2006, 02:40 PM   #62
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Everything We Do is Driven by Fpv Gt (got this on the first go)

then these after each other

Central Heating for Fpv Gt. (hmmmm thats what the blowers for)

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Fpv Gt.

Fpv Gt. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.

At 29p a Fpv Gt, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket. (whose cheap)

Super Fpv Gt is Almost Here. (no way ! this must be rigged somehow, or is it the future?)

well that was an fun way to bludge a little at work.

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Old 26-10-2006, 02:45 PM   #63
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Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Dick.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Dick.

Dick, the Other White Meat.

The Cream of Sex

LMFAO!
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Old 26-10-2006, 02:50 PM   #64
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Let Your JG3282 Do The Walking

Kind of Ironic considering, some recent transmission related problems


I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Jg3282

Damn, hope no prospective buyers read this one :
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Old 26-10-2006, 03:01 PM   #65
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Here's some more Dick ones. lol this is awesome.

"Probably the best dick in the world"
"Double the pleasure, double the dick"
"The dick that refreshes" hahahaha
"Nothing says lovin' like dick from the oven"
"You can't get quicker than a dick-fitter"
"Just one dick-Give it to me!" Ewwww lol
"Which twin has the dick?"
"I like the dick in you"

Hope that didn't offend anyone, because I thought those were a crackup. lol
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Old 26-10-2006, 03:06 PM   #66
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When the going gets tough. tough gets james22

daddy or james22..... WTF????

Uh-Oh, better get james22

Be like Dad, Keep James22... hahaha

XR8 ones

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Xr8. lol

bet you can't b-EAT XR8

he who thinks XR8, Drinks XR8???
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Old 26-10-2006, 04:19 PM   #67
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Good to the Last Blc.

It's A Bit Of A Bobby Long Cock.

LMAO!
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Old 26-10-2006, 04:27 PM   #68
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Now with 50% more Mechan1k
Exceedingly Good Mechan1k
All you need is a Mechan1k and a dream
Mechan1k, the other white meat
A Mechan1k's too wet without one.
Because Mechan1k can't drive.
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Old 26-10-2006, 05:21 PM   #69
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"Live in Your Gcfordchic, Play in Ours."
: (this was the first one, decided to keep trying for a better one)


"Double the Pleasure, Double the Gcfordchic."
"Aaahh, Gcfordchic!"
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And a great one i came across

"You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Gcfordchic."
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Old 26-10-2006, 05:23 PM   #70
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sourbastard gives me the confidence I need during my heavy periods.
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Old 26-10-2006, 05:26 PM   #71
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^^^^^^^^^^^^
I thought that was a great one as well.
Suits him to a T
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Old 26-10-2006, 05:40 PM   #72
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its nuggetastic,try one
no, try two
one for the poo one for the goo....:nutsycuck
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Old 26-10-2006, 05:50 PM   #73
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and another few...why do they all sound so suss?!?

"Gcfordchic - It Looks Good on You."
"Have Gcfordchic Your Way"
"It's a Gcfordchic Adventure"
"Gcfordchic Just Feels Right."
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Old 26-10-2006, 05:56 PM   #74
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There's only one bjr22n

bjr22n - Lickin' Good

hmm, i like it ;)
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Old 27-10-2006, 11:06 AM   #75
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You Too Can Have A Wldmk2 Like Mine.
Nothing comes between me and my Wldmk2
Lol they're actually quite relevant.
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Old 27-10-2006, 11:26 AM   #76
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i thought i'd try this one 'Ford'

Everything we do is driven by Ford. hmm, how true...

Nothing acts Faster then Ford. hmm, how true that one is

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Ford.

You Can't Get Quicker Than a Ford Fitter

Mama's got the Magic of Ford.

What Can Ford Do For You?


there are some good one there. :
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Old 27-10-2006, 01:09 PM   #77
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What's In Your Hawk?

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Hawk.

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Hawk. (My personal favourite!)
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