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Old 02-09-2007, 11:05 PM   #91
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I take interest in your comments about large four door saloon cars. I can’t make up my mind on my next vehicle purchase. I was considering a new Prius as the local Toyota dealer was offering terrific deals on them. I was driving home quite satisfied thinking that I’d be doing the right thing by the environment when I glanced at the local HSV dealer. I enquired about the GTS and was quite surprised. The new Gen 4 is actually a 6.0 litre engine. The salesman assured me that it was the largest engine available on the market and if I wanted, there are people that can supercharge it to get even more power.

Do you think that I should buy the GTS or the Prius? I’m just not sure what to do. What do you think would have the most credibility in public, or what you youngsters refer to as street cred?

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Old 02-09-2007, 11:14 PM   #92
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lol that thread is gold. Yea Aeron 'buy a hybrid and join the revolution' . Great stuff mate
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:39 PM   #93
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I'm not sure what is sadder.... The fact that they think they are the saving grace of the earth, or that there is a Prius forum...

Either way, *subscribed*. :P
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Old 03-09-2007, 12:46 AM   #94
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They all bag out clarkson becuase he doesn't like prius',he's not on his own :
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Old 03-09-2007, 12:55 AM   #95
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I think that this is the funniest thing that’s ever been on AFF. I’ve been laughing so hard I can hardly move my bloody jaw. Although it’s funny, I’m actually terrified that there are people like this out there.

I wonder what they think of my avatar?
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not sure if this has been posted before but its a great top gear video of the prius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIJc8...elated&search=
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:27 AM   #97
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I wonder what they think of my avatar?
I think they may find it confusing.
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:30 AM   #98
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I think they may find it confusing.
Just remenber… I’m not some hoon type dragster driver.
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:37 AM   #99
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Just remenber… I’m not some hoon type dragster driver.
I think I'm confused

Mabey you should ask them what cars they've dragged off in their "prii".
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:41 AM   #100
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Didn’t you see the thread where some clown says that he dragged off a Viper. I nearly fell off my bloody chair. I’ll do a bit of diggin’ and find the link.

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Old 03-09-2007, 01:45 AM   #101
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Didn’t you see the thread where some clown says that he dragged off a Viper. I nearly fell off my bloody chair. I’ll do a bit of diggin’ and find the link.

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I did,I was having a dig at that thread,I bet it's a sore point over there.
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:46 AM   #102
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Thanks for the link, 70caprigt3k.

Post number 2. the scary thing is that I think he's serious.

Edit: To slow.
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Old 03-09-2007, 07:06 AM   #103
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haha Aeron that was soo funny!

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Old 03-09-2007, 03:55 PM   #104
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Oh, great way to have a laugh.

Man those Prii's are soooo quick, funny the S1 struggled to make it up hills (read it in an electronics article where he was doing a before and after, after adding a turbo to it).
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Old 03-09-2007, 04:01 PM   #105
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Old 03-09-2007, 05:33 PM   #106
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might change my username to 'senior prius poster" and i'll have package#4 with the racing hudcaps and the spiderweb decal for the fuelcap pls
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You know how remote controlled cars have that switch underneth to go from normal to fast - do these car have that?
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:12 PM   #108
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how about an extension cable for jumper leads?
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:22 PM   #109
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They all bag out clarkson becuase he doesn't like prius',he's not on his own :
Hehe, thats why I have Clarkson as my Avatar :

I'll go and have a read of my thread now...
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:37 PM   #110
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OMG thats the funniest thing ive ever read!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2007, 04:30 AM   #111
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I've had a good look through this thread but couldn't find anything , Sorry in advance if this is a repost ..

Did anyone MISS rogercordia's "eBay Sale" . I eventually found the link again on the "boost cruising site" (I should have posted it a couple of days ago when I first found it) ANYONE interested in "purchasing" two Photo's of the "Secret Engine bay" , I'm so sorry but you've missed out , what a shame !

Bidding started at $899 for "2" photo's ONLY .

I cut & pasted the 101 Q & A's and I'm still trying to decipher the first page (of 6) .

Anyone wishing to help me , or just would like to see "The Sale" , here's the link . :

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....3133&rd=1&rd=1

If you do not wish to , I do not blame you .

I think it's lowered my IQ to lower than a certain Mr Kelly ,,,,,,that some members have spoken about .

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why would you want to buy photos of someone else's car whom is not famous?
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Old 04-09-2007, 07:21 AM   #113
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Roger Cordia, a very sad individual…

It’s a big call talking about his Cordia and NASA in the same sentence, unless the thing’s going blow up.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:34 PM   #114
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who is roger cordia?
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:38 PM   #115
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he seriously thinks that his setup could have an affect on space travel??

oh my god
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I have this guy on my MSN

Good fun when your bored:P
Should of seen him flip out when he saw my plates on a mates car, LOL he went mental! - I have the convo saved on the other computer I will post a bit of it later

Heres the pic i showed him
http://s169.photobucket.com/albums/u...t=DSCF2626.jpg

His blocked me now though:( Can't hack the power of my EA ROFL
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Funny thing is, based on an average of 30,000kms per year at $1.16 per litre, it would take over 15 years for the purchase cost and petrol costs of a Focus to meet that of a "Pious" . The Focus is same size with similar specs, but cheaper to service, easier to maintain, world class handling, flat 16 sec pass vs mid 18, and looks a lot better. So much for saving money with a hybrid.

I'd like to see a injected LPG Focus trialed by Ford Aus.
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I have this guy on my MSN

Good fun when your bored:P
Should of seen him flip out when he saw my plates on a mates car, LOL he went mental! - I have the convo saved on the other computer I will post a bit of it later

Heres the pic i showed him
http://s169.photobucket.com/albums/u...t=DSCF2626.jpg

His blocked me now though:( Can't hack the power of my EA ROFL
LMFAO ... so he's 4 real then? hahaha ...

are those plates PS?
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LMFAO ... so he's 4 real then? hahaha ...

are those plates PS?
Oh yeah he is for real!,

anyone who wants to join in the fun PM me your msn addy and ill add you into the next convo with him LOL! - Im having one with him right now!

"Fred! says:
the guys going to be a millionare from this piping idea
Fred! says:
you could sell this to the V8 supercars
RogerCordia The CORDIA TURBO SPECIALIST says:
i have thought about retailing it
RogerCordia The CORDIA TURBO SPECIALIST says:
cos there are many cordias out there that is very slow"
Retail it? LOL

their real plates, will be going on my Ea one day when its ready for them
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