Why is it.................?

[Syndrome]

Why is it the winners of the Miss Universe contest all come from the planet Earth?

[Peter B - CV8]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

Why is it the winners of the Miss Universe contest all come from the planet Earth?

A bit like how the baseball World Series is always won by an American team...

[Tonz]

some just love DIY airconditioning

[Yellow_Festiva]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

Why is it the winners of the Miss Universe contest all come from the planet Earth?

There is a reason why they don't promote it to aliens

[Syndrome]

Why is it only males and females are getting COVID 19? What about the other 62 genders?

[Sprintey]

If someone identifies as wolfkin, I guess it doesn't jump species

[roKWiz]

Didn't the Vampires start all these problems.

[Tonz]

nah RoKWiz it was bats

[GasoLane]

Originally Posted by Tonz

nah RoKWiz it was bats

Vampire bats

[marty351]

Originally Posted by GasoLane

Vampire bats

Ban comics!

[Fed]

Now the pigs are getting into the act bacon will be like toilet paper.

[Trendseeker]

Why is it that we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

[Yellow_Festiva]

Originally Posted by Trendseeker

Why is it that we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

Probably the same reason why sour cream has an expiry date and the fact they insist on using new, sterile syringes to administer a lethal injection

[Citroënbender]

…The NRMA road service gives out “Gold Life Membership” which it will cancel if you don’t pay every year?

I’d like to see a legal challenge based on the imputation of this product’s name.

[zilo]

Why is it they don't play cricket in China?

[.:4:.]

Originally Posted by zilo

Why is it they don't play cricket in China?

Somebody ate all the bats

[Syndrome]

Why is it Noah only accepted two genders on his Ark? How did the other 62 genders survive the Biblical flood?

[ford71V8]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

Why is it Noah only accepted two genders on his Ark? How did the other 62 genders survive the Biblical flood?

They stayed in the shallow end

[Tonz]

they were all animals. Animal dont have mental problems with sex definition

[Syndrome]

Why is it the residents of the 50 states,of which most are located between Canada and Mexico, call themselves American? As the continents of America extend from Canada to Chile does that not mean that people from all of the nations on these two continents are also Americans?

[Tonz]

Originally Posted by Syndrome

Why is it the residents of the 50 states,of which most are located between Canada and Mexico, call themselves American? As the continents of America extend from Canada to Chile does that not mean that people from all of the nations on these two continents are also Americans?

Syndrome...just what the 'ell do you smoke coming up with all these strange questions

[.:4:.]

I suppose this a why is it, but anyhow. 17 or so years ago i did some recording on an old as drumkit that was shagged and bought for $50. I put skins and bits from stuff bin worthy off my drum kit. So that did the job. Ive been offered the $50 drumkit multiple times. Its a no for me as its a raging piece of crap. It sold for $6,500. That makes no sense unless people are flat out stupid .

[Citroënbender]

That a water main outside your house never breaks when you’re on holiday, only when you’re home and either about to shower or cook?

[Syndrome]

Originally Posted by Tonz

Syndrome...just what the 'ell do you smoke coming up with all these strange questions

Nothing mate. it is called thinking outside the square.

[jaydee]

Been watching a few Youtube clips of great remote control planes.
But why is it when one crashes everyone runs over to it like lives are on the line, there's no one inside.

[Citroënbender]

They’re model citizens!

[Syndrome]

[Seasoned One]

Why is it...... people insist on doing 20 kph UNDER the speed limit, then, on the overtaking lane want to exceed speed limit enough to prevent being passed by several cars stuck behind them, the drop back to 20 under again when passing lane finishes? Does my head in.

[Syndrome]

Originally Posted by Seasoned One

Why is it...... people insist on doing 20 kph UNDER the speed limit, then, on the overtaking lane want to exceed speed limit enough to prevent being passed by several cars stuck behind them, the drop back to 20 under again when passing lane finishes? Does my head in.

[Syndrome]

Why is it when I am the back of a queue in the right turn lane waiting for the green arrow that I am ready to go as soon as it changes to green whereas everybody in front of me is still on the brakes? Arrow goes green then car number one goes, then car number two goes, then car number three goes etc. Why can't we all go at the same time and just modulate our speed according to the gap in front of our car? It is not difficult people! Watch the start of any motor race and you'll see what I mean.