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10-03-2011, 08:01 PM
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Why is it, you have just washed your pride & joy, go inside, & when you come back out you find that some bloody bird has dropped a big **** all over your car ? Do they sit there & watch you, just waiting for that oppurtunity.
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10-03-2011, 08:04 PM
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Browsing here and there..
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If they can't have one, the next best thing is ****ing off people who do.
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10-03-2011, 08:13 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Bats are worse in Queensland..they drop acid!!!!!
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10-03-2011, 08:15 PM
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Birds: The trolls of the sky.
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10-03-2011, 08:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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10-03-2011, 08:28 PM
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Where to next??
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 You should see the Ibis (Ibi?) at school. They can unzip a lunch cooler bag, tip it over to get the lunch box out then push it off the table to hopefully pop the lunch box open... If only we can train them to put the rubbish back in the bin that they toss out when they are digging for scraps... |
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10-03-2011, 08:30 PM
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11-03-2011, 09:14 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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birds DO target cars, and rocks and anything else that appears. my car is also bright orange, so insects find it's particularly attractive, even when it's coming at them at 100kph. splat
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11-03-2011, 09:25 AM
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Thank god I have a garage....
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11-03-2011, 12:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I have a carport and have at times found bird **** on the ceiling of it. As in, on the underside of the roof. How does that even happen.
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11-03-2011, 12:35 PM
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Pity the fool
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11-03-2011, 12:47 PM
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11-03-2011, 02:33 PM
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I suspect that Ford execs have the same opinion of the Aussie motoring press... |
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11-03-2011, 02:45 PM
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11-03-2011, 03:50 PM
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I think its because the more shinier the car is they see it as water. So after you wash the car its the cleanest it makes them want to do target practice.
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11-03-2011, 11:01 PM
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It's not just bats - pigeon crap on my car has stripped the paint back to bare metal! |
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