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17-12-2014, 07:54 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Saw this on trade me then Facebook, good laugh so I thought I'd put it on here.
Go to the Q&A. http://www.trademe.co.nz/browse/list...isting%3Frfm=1 Move if its not in the right section. |
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17-12-2014, 08:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Vic
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The grammar... My eyes. My brain. Derggh. I feel so agitated reading it!
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17-12-2014, 08:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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Is it a Turkish Turck ?
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17-12-2014, 09:03 PM
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Wait, what?
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: South eastern melbourne
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Once more please, this time in english.....
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17-12-2014, 09:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: NSW
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This proves the argument that New Zealanders don't actually speak English
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17-12-2014, 09:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Brisbane
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I laughed so much reading the Q & A that tears came out. Funniest thing I have read in ages.
Cheers Mike
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17-12-2014, 10:29 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Pt Lincoln far side South Oz
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17-12-2014, 11:18 PM
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Join Date: May 2013
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"Does the Turck TWERK"...LMAO
95,000+ page views, no surprise their...LOL Oh' my god, I soooo needed a gud laugh tooday. Thanks for posting. Oh' man, I cried a little! |
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18-12-2014, 12:51 AM
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Blue blooded Ford guy!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Adelaide
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When was the flux capacitor changed? newbiz1 (18 18 positive feedback) 12:38 pm, Tue 16 Dec
Don't know 12:41 pm, Tue 16 Dec LOL!!! 
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18-12-2014, 08:30 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: by the beach
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i'm sure I heard banjo's playing while reading that
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18-12-2014, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Newcastle
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This
Q When were the spark plugs changed? A 210,000kms Q Diesel engines don't have spark plugs A Don't there Q Do you have an aa report? A No see what is on the listin Q does it have a glove box ? A Yeah Q Check in the glove box for the aa report. Possibly in there? A It didn't came with it Seller Comment: Can people stop asking for the aa report if there don't I will block u and report u to trademe Q Has it got a center console with a lid? A Yeah Q If you lift up the lid and lave a look in can you see an aa report? A It didn't came with 1 This had tears coming from my eyes I laughed so much!
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18-12-2014, 10:21 PM
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Where to next??
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sydney
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Ok...
Whats this AA report everyone is after?
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19-12-2014, 12:02 AM
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Shenanigans..............
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They turck our turcks!
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19-12-2014, 06:36 PM
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19-12-2014, 07:34 PM
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Lyminge, Shepway, Kent
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Geelong - Go Cats
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He's expanded into kids clothing: http://www.trademe.co.nz/clothing-fa...-822287296.htm
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22-12-2014, 01:09 AM
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Location: Tas
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I lost it when someone asked when the indicator fluid had been replaced, and he answered 215,000 klms!
I thought they couldn't top that, but the question about the fallopian tubes in the tyres was just too much!
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22-12-2014, 10:51 AM
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22-12-2014, 05:44 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Man I haven't laughed that hard in years!
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