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Old 08-02-2006, 05:47 PM   #1
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Ok ...lol ... this topic isn't car related , its just a good joke i heard recently , u might of heard it allready , if not then enjoy .....

An old bloke named frank was having a bit of problems in the sex department, so he decided to go see his local doctor about the problem.
When Frank saw the doctor later that afternoon, the doctor handed him a jar and said "take this jar home and give us a sperm sample, then return it tomorrow so we can do some tests".
Frank took the jar home and tried to obtain a sample for the doctor. All night he tried his left hand , his right hand with no success - his wife betty tired both her left and right hand too , and her mouth with her teeth in and teeth out - still no success !....they tried and tried all night !...
Next day frank returned to the doctor and handed him an empty jar. The doctor asked "what's wrong , what happened ?"
Frank explained "Well..... i tried my left hand , my right hand , my wife tried her left hand , her right hand , her mouth with her false teeth in and with them out, darn we even gave the nextdoor neighbour Ethol a go , she tried both hands , between her knees, in her mouth ...... STILL NO GO ! "
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"Oh my god" the doctor remarked "I CANT BELIEVE IT" ....... :O

Frank replied " No neither could we !, no matter how hard we tried we just couldn't get that darn lid off the jar for the life of us !!!!!!!!!!!! "
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:05 PM   #2
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HAHHAHA never heard it befor, good joke! Lol keep em cuming lol!
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:06 PM   #3
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hahaha YES! good joke..
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:11 PM   #4
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was that on MMM today? i swear i heard it while channel flicking today at work....
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:30 PM   #5
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That is bloody awesome
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:42 PM   #6
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yeah they did re-say it on mmm , is what reminded me off it again , i originally heard it a while back though on 'good morning sunrise' on tv.

oh another .....quick lame blonde joke ! ( another old 1 ) ..lol

Q. How do u know when a Blonde has been using your computer ?

A. There is Liquid-Paper/White-Out All over the screen of your monitor.

lol.... don't take it to heart blondes ! - just a joke ..lol
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Old 08-02-2006, 06:58 PM   #7
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hehe..

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and Im a 36DD. Is it because Im blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, its because your 25.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:48 PM   #8
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lmao ...killin me , i aint heard that blonde joke , ИИИИer ..lmao .. keep em' coming .
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Old 09-02-2006, 07:56 AM   #9
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was that on MMM today? i swear i heard it while channel flicking today at work....
Yeah not only is it old but JKB said it on MMM yesterday!!
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Old 09-02-2006, 05:55 PM   #10
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ok listen in...

One day a dude walks in a bar and asks the bar tender for a double scotch, slams it down and then asks for another, slams it down to.

bar tender asks "ay buddy, whats the occasion?"

Dude says " had my first H&*dj@b"

Bar tender says "Oh sweet how was it?"

Dude says "yeah ok, but i still can't get the taste out of my mouth"



not sure if its appropriate for a forum but ill give it a go!!
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:21 PM   #11
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yeah they did re-say it on mmm , is what reminded me off it again , i originally heard it a while back though on 'good morning sunrise' on tv.

oh another .....quick lame blonde joke ! ( another old 1 ) ..lol

Q. How do u know when a Blonde has been using your computer ?

A. There is Liquid-Paper/White-Out All over the screen of your monitor.

lol.... don't take it to heart blondes ! - just a joke ..lol
That reminds me of an episode of Hey Dad I saw like....15yrs ago now..hahaha
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:24 PM   #12
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Q. How do u know when 2 Blonde's has been using your computer ?

A. There is writing over Liquid-Paper/White-Out All over the screen.
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