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Old 17-02-2007, 01:47 PM   #1
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Default Something to ponder....

If a man spoke in a forest

but there was no women there to hear him

WOULD HE STILL BE LYING?

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Old 17-02-2007, 02:46 PM   #2
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Short answer ... Yes.

Long answer ... Yes.
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Old 17-02-2007, 03:14 PM   #3
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Yes he would.

A man doesn't even need to speak for a woman to call him a liar. *puts on flame suit*
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Old 17-02-2007, 03:36 PM   #4
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I just hope he had permission to go to the forest.......
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Old 17-02-2007, 05:28 PM   #5
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doesnt matter, at least hes finaly got some peace and quiet
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Old 17-02-2007, 11:39 PM   #6
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doesnt matter, at least hes finaly got some peace and quiet
until he gets home, poor bugger....
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Old 18-02-2007, 03:47 PM   #7
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Well there wouldnt be a woman in the forest to hear him, , cause she should be in the Kitchen...

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Old 18-02-2007, 04:06 PM   #8
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Well there wouldnt be a woman in the forest to hear him, , cause she should be in the Kitchen...

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Old 18-02-2007, 05:00 PM   #9
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Lying is untruthfulnes.
Truth requires understanding.
Understanding requires ability to reason linearly.
Ability to reason linearly requires logic.

So if you have no concept of logic, cannot reason linearly or understand then anything you hear that involves logic, reasioning and understanding cannot be truthful and must be stated by a liar.

Statements that are not logical or are emotional or irrational are of course truth and made by non liars.

Unfortunately those who do not have these abilities due to genetic issues will not understand this either and state this is not true and posted by a liar........
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