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Old 22-04-2007, 02:13 PM   #1
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Default Who is Barry Dawson???

Ok, I remember seeing the Cougar poster on the train station wall, and thought to myself... who is this guy anyway??? I was gonna look it up out of curiosity but forgot, until I saw the lines on the end of The_Scotsman's replies.

Is he an American sportsman? an Aussie?? does he actually exist??

My research found this web site:

http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/show.php?wk=2007_03_16

Scroll down about 2 pages for some side splitting lines on this Barry Dawson guy lol

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Old 22-04-2007, 02:19 PM   #2
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I'm not sure but I'm thinking he's made up. Kinda like "Duff Man"... OH YEAH! lol
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Old 22-04-2007, 02:25 PM   #3
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Duff man never dies! just the actors who plays him do! OH YEAH!
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Old 22-04-2007, 02:45 PM   #4
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Hes on cougar bourbon ads or something.
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Old 22-04-2007, 02:49 PM   #5
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I have Met Barry Dawson.
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Old 22-04-2007, 02:56 PM   #6
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was this him????

http://www.geos.ed.ac.uk/people/person.html?indv=611

Looks a whole heap younger in the posters but.
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Old 22-04-2007, 04:02 PM   #7
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“Oh no, Duff man can’t breath”
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Old 22-04-2007, 05:17 PM   #8
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rofl.....

www.barrydawson.com.au

He's just a charcter for Cougar advertising.

also has a MySpace :

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=107270748

The ads are on his website...they are bloody classics!!
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:31 PM   #9
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Whats the highest score you got on dong the gong?
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Old 22-04-2007, 06:36 PM   #10
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All those barry dawson lines are ripped of from the chuck norris facts, still like the cougar ads though
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Old 22-04-2007, 07:26 PM   #11
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What gets longer when pulled,
Fits between your boobs,
Inserts neatly in a hole, and
Works best when jerked?



Barry Dawson: The Cougar

When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry
Dawsoned.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.

Barry Dawson invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
the Earth down.

Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.

Barry Dawson once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Barry Dawson's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
fools Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson can speak Braille.

Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.

Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win
the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a
Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and
a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Barry Dawson sleeps with a night light. Not because Barry Dawson is afraid
of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barry Dawson.

Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when
they touch his body.

Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.

Barry Dawson divides by zero.

Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never f***s
up.

When Barry Dawson exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Barry Dawson sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled drinking ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Barry kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should
have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the
month.

Barry Dawson can kill two stones with one bird.

Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.

Barry Dawson once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a
friend that the expression "sh**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of
speech.

The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a
mistake.
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Old 22-04-2007, 07:37 PM   #12
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Haaa ok thanx for clearing that up......

Geeze those ads are bl00dy funny....

Haaa actually those short clips look like some of the "acting" in Boogie Nights :
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Old 22-04-2007, 09:01 PM   #13
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Good old chuck norris quotes.

Penicilin cures 95% of all infections. Chuck Norris/Barry Dawson cures 100% of whatever the **** he wants!
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Old 22-04-2007, 09:34 PM   #14
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He's a wan ker.....Who cares????
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Old 23-04-2007, 06:44 AM   #15
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He's a fictional character...how can he be a wan ker? :
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Old 23-04-2007, 11:16 AM   #16
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He's a fictional character...how can he be a wan ker? :
he can still be a ****er, he would just be doing it on purpose. And its pretty funny
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Old 23-04-2007, 11:29 AM   #17
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Barry Dawson once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting "BANG!"
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Old 23-04-2007, 02:59 PM   #18
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lol how'd you come up with that one?
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Old 23-04-2007, 03:50 PM   #19
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Barry Dawson once shot down a German plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting "BANG!"
bwahahahaha, thats a good one cameron i'll pay that :
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Old 23-04-2007, 03:56 PM   #20
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Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Barry Dawson doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry
Dawsoned.

Classics! http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/show.php?wk=2007_03_16
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Old 23-04-2007, 04:03 PM   #21
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Whats the highest score you got on dong the gong?
226.7km/h, I am the COUGAR
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Old 23-04-2007, 06:16 PM   #22
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Some say he has the art of invisibleness and can pacify animals with the art of mind control. We know him as "The Cougar"
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Old 23-04-2007, 07:14 PM   #23
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I heard a funny but crude one about chuck norris and actually if you put barry dawsons name in instead it makes more sense...i'll get in trouble if i post it here..but it has something to with whiskey...i'll say no more :P
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Old 25-04-2007, 01:34 AM   #24
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We have our very own Duffman on the Forums.
He goes by the name of Full Noise ... :eclipsee_
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:26 PM   #25
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I went to school with Barry Dawson. Seriously, he was into all that martial arts stuff back in high school - no one messed with him.

And he could run ... he really is that fast in real life. And high jump ... no wonder he is on TV now.

Even back then he was a lady's man.

Everyone wanted to be like Barry. We knew it wouldn't take long for him to be a national hero.
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Old 05-05-2007, 10:54 PM   #26
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ummm....right.....
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Barry Dawson's a spunk. _2:
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