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Old 18-10-2006, 01:35 PM   #1
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Talking What everyone needs for Christmas!!!
The perfect present for your worst enemy!!!!
Peter Andre and wife Jordan are releasing a Christmas song.. _

Listen and you will see why it's the perfect gift for that someone you absolutely HATE. ing_sm :voldar02:

oh the humanity!!!
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Old 18-10-2006, 01:40 PM   #2
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Hah, ok.

Wait, I just heard the boobs singing. ARGH.
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Old 18-10-2006, 01:48 PM   #3
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Ouch! That's harsh.

To be honest - i'd much rather spend an evening with Peter Andre than i would with some TWIT who writes for the "confidential" pages of a trashy big-city newspaper.
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Old 18-10-2006, 01:58 PM   #4
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shoot me quick or even better can i just shut her up but bedrocking her :
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Old 18-10-2006, 02:04 PM   #5
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Jordan chimes in after a minute or so with her high-pitched, way off tune karaoke, you would swear an animal was being attacked.
Bwhahahaha She it terrible! lol i got a good laugh at her "talent" hehe.

The Daily Telegraph got it right. animal is dead now..
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Old 18-10-2006, 02:50 PM   #6
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Perfect for the mother in law!
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Old 18-10-2006, 09:26 PM   #7
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Old 18-10-2006, 09:58 PM   #8
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Freaking Hell.... That's the best laugh I have had in weeks.... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

My dog came charging into the study as soon as the Silicon Bimbo started 'singing'.... : : :

I am sure he's got a bulldog clip on his nuts... How elese can you explain that voice....

4 minutes of pure comedy...

Thank You.

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Old 18-10-2006, 10:01 PM   #9
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I got to 1minute 32 seconds and had to turn it off. Oh dear god, thats shocking
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Old 18-10-2006, 10:10 PM   #10
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hahahaahah wtf i thought i was a bad singer

ahhhhhhhhhh my ears
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Old 18-10-2006, 10:22 PM   #11
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I got to 1minute 32 seconds and had to turn it off. Oh dear god, thats shocking
At the 2 minutemark they sing together which is by far the funniest bit. Along it is amusing, together it is well i don't even have the words to describe it.
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Old 18-10-2006, 10:25 PM   #12
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ow god make it stop, poor bugger she probably thinks she sounds great out: 10 points for trying...........mute is your friend.
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Old 18-10-2006, 10:28 PM   #13
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At the 2 minutemark they sing together which is by far the funniest bit. Along it is amusing, together it is well i don't even have the words to describe it.
28 seconds longer than I could stand I'm afraid.
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Old 18-10-2006, 10:34 PM   #14
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Thanks alot guys he is now listening to it again and the beagle is whinning along with it and trust me the beagle sounds a hell of lot better than she does. Oh god my ears are hurting.
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Old 18-10-2006, 10:35 PM   #15
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That had me in tears. One for mrs b2tf's parents for sure! :
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I'm seriously consideing banning pb02 for inflicting that on us all. :
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Old 18-10-2006, 10:56 PM   #17
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Wow. That was absolutely crazy.
You've probably heard of tone loc and in keeping with that theme this duet should be aptly named "tone deaf". Seriously, I have heard two cats make better noise than this at night. I wonder if that loser from oz idol would call out "touch down" to that crap.

All that crazy singing is making my ***** soft.
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"A whole new wooooorrld"...................... Bawhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old 19-10-2006, 07:53 AM   #19
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