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Old 01-11-2006, 06:44 AM   #31
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holden= heaps of loud disstorting engine noises
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:43 AM   #32
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:51 AM   #33
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you know why god made holdens
to keep all the dick heads out of fords LOL
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Old 01-11-2006, 10:17 AM   #34
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to keep all the dick heads out of fords LOL
lol. classy
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Old 01-11-2006, 10:52 AM   #35
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What about this one "Holden at least they circled the problem"
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Old 01-11-2006, 02:47 PM   #36
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FORD= First On Race Day....definatly applies to this years bathurst, sandown and clipsal!!!

HOLDEN=Heap Of Lepper Drivers Earning Nothing

just created that one yeah!!! bit rough tho hehehe
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Old 01-11-2006, 05:20 PM   #37
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Old 01-11-2006, 10:47 PM   #38
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Heard most of them before, they only get annoying when you get immature people saying fords are c**p because ford spells (insert any of those things). Kinda prooves the intellegence of some
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Old 02-11-2006, 02:51 AM   #39
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Haha, never heard that. As well as a few others. Got a few laughs.
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:20 PM   #40
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Champagne comedy!!!
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Old 02-11-2006, 11:44 PM   #41
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a holden loving friend of mine once gleefully pointed out a new tidbit of information:

Him: phil..... you know what GT stands for, right? GLUED TOGETHER
Me: might be right there don, but dont forget holden has GTS...... GLUED TOGETHER S**T!

he's now very careful before he says anything bad about fords..... i turn to many of his jokes around on him.....
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:43 AM   #42
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what is a FORDIB?

These just keep getting better... :yeees:
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Old 06-11-2006, 08:29 PM   #43
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heheheh, I guess you're all right. :P and i'd use some of those "interceptor". heh heh heh

food for the thought... do you know what Fords are featured in the movies, Die Hard and Mission Impossible 3...
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Old 06-11-2006, 09:40 PM   #44
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This ipodwheels character is sounding more and more like a bot... either that or when it posts it's just had a cocktail of extacy and 120proof vodka....
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Old 07-11-2006, 11:33 PM   #45
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I've heard Holden Owners Lick D**K Every Night before too. That one's cool.

I really laugh about First On Recall Day one, since the last generation Commodore had the most recalls of any aussie car (as far as I am aware) and the VE's already continuing that trend, can any one say fuel leak?

Actually none of them have had a fuel leak it was simply a precautionary measure that obviousley come up in the test muels, better than them waiting till it has happeed to alot of owners, have them compaining, then recal.

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Old 07-11-2006, 11:43 PM   #46
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What about this one "Holden at least they circled the problem"
Yes but "Ford, at least they circled the problem and stuffed that up too!"

......just repeating what I have heard :dr_Evil:



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Old 07-11-2006, 11:45 PM   #47
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Actually none of them have had a fuel leak it was simply a precautionary measure that obviousley come up in the test muels, better than them waiting till it has happeed to alot of owners, have them compaining, then recal.

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UM....no atually, it wasnt in the muels. It was in real life. BUT that is not what this thread is about so back on track we go!



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I loved this one:

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Old 08-11-2006, 12:52 AM   #50
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Just come up with that one then
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Heap Of Loud Distorted Engine Noises
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Old 08-11-2006, 03:17 PM   #54
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