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Old 06-05-2007, 06:25 PM   #31
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What sort of car you gunna buy over there?? Hummer, F-Truck, Mustang?? lol!
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Old 07-05-2007, 11:59 AM   #32
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What sort of car you gunna buy over there?? Hummer, F-Truck, Mustang?? lol!

Too be honest I dont Know they are all SOOOOOOOO bloody cheap...

I am looking at a M3 or a M5, I also found a lovely brand new E55 AMG Roadster....

Apart from that I will find some american muscle and I cant believe I will say this something from the Blue Oval range and rebuild and ship back to Australia...
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:12 PM   #33
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Too be honest I dont Know they are all SOOOOOOOO bloody cheap...

I am looking at a M3 or a M5, I also found a lovely brand new E55 AMG Roadster....

Apart from that I will find some american muscle and I cant believe I will say this something from the Blue Oval range and rebuild and ship back to Australia...
You mean SL55 or SLK55 AMG? I'm aiming to move to the US sometime down the track. The cars within my grasp there is just mouth watering.
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Old 07-05-2007, 12:55 PM   #34
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were I work are just about to impliment DIIMMS? and is suposed to be a one stop shop company running program,im guessing its like what you are talking about?

What does it mean for end of line production figures compared to outlay of the system?

To my understanding it doesnt improve productivity its only a streamlining process.Tell me more if any one knows?
If your streamlining a process then it has to be consuming less time, otherwise it's not being streamlined. Therefore less time spent on the 'paper/thoery' side means more time for the product/output side.

It does help with outlay because you don't need to be like those movies and triple through many filing cabinets to find what you need, now you just click and go. It's the same as the systems there putting through hospitals these days.
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:11 PM   #35
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You mean SL55 or SLK55 AMG? I'm aiming to move to the US sometime down the track. The cars within my grasp there is just mouth watering.

Yeah my Bad SLK E55 AMG...
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:18 PM   #36
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DOC, in laymans terms ERP or Enterprise Resource Planning is essentially a very large matrix. You pump in data, figures and design a series of scenarios or wanted outcomes, and the ERP system clunks and churns out a series of actions you are required to perform to reach that outcome, and the dates on when those actions should be started and completed.

Obviously it requires alot of very complex programming to setup the parameters so it doesnt spit out nonsense.

For Example, lets say you are Holden and want to build 50,000 cars by the end of 2009. You would program this as an outcome and then program in lead times, resources manpower etc. It will spit out how much cheap tin to buy from asia, how many plastic baubles to buy from the reject shop, and how many people with poor hand eye coordination you will require to build the car, along with all the timelines and automated reminders of when to perform actions and warnings when the actions arent met on time.
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Good luck Craig, I imagine it was one of the hardest things to decide on, hope you settle in well.... the words Mustang, shelby & cobra, big block come to mind for some reason. :
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:56 PM   #37
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Its all so cheap here and well with what the company are paying me I should be able to live like a millionaire, and its crazy I can eat drink and be very very merry for next to nothing, I have everything and anything I want at the push of a button and about 10 minutes drive. I cant wait to really start exploring, will be in NY Vegas and the likes just for a weekend....now to find a special someone to help spend the time and more importantly the green backs lol.
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:34 PM   #38
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now to find a special someone to help spend the time and more importantly the green backs lol.
In Vegas, they have people handing out business cards on the strip for this...

What are your initial thoughts on the food? Huge servings and full of sugar/fat? Have you tried bread from the supermarket yet? The sourdough bread is the closest you are going to get to what we have back here. It's amazing that you can leave a loaf of bread out of the freezer for a number of weeks and it doesn't go stale! Found out where you can buy Vegemite yet?
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Old 08-05-2007, 01:38 PM   #39
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now to find a special someone to help spend the time and more importantly the green backs lol.

yeah youd hate to have to spend it on ur Wife and Kid huh mate..

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Old 08-05-2007, 01:43 PM   #40
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i'll let you share your money with me
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Old 08-05-2007, 02:09 PM   #41
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In Vegas, they have people handing out business cards on the strip for this...

What are your initial thoughts on the food? Huge servings and full of sugar/fat? Have you tried bread from the supermarket yet? The sourdough bread is the closest you are going to get to what we have back htere. It's amazing that you can leave a loaf of bread out of the freezer for a number of weeks and it doesn't go stale! Found out where you can buy Vegemite yet?
Food is too sweet, bread sux and yes I can get vegemite here, along with most Aussie only products,including tim tams and teddy bear biscuits
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Old 08-05-2007, 04:18 PM   #42
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Its all so cheap here and well with what the company are paying me I should be able to live like a millionaire, and its crazy I can eat drink and be very very merry for next to nothing, I have everything and anything I want at the push of a button and about 10 minutes drive. I cant wait to really start exploring, will be in NY Vegas and the likes just for a weekend....now to find a special someone to help spend the time and more importantly the green backs lol.
mate congratulations , it's nice to hear about some people doing so well . have a great time . and most importantly , it got you out of a holden . plenty of cheap stangs there mate . and affordable, gt40's.
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Old 08-05-2007, 04:46 PM   #43
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mate congratulations , it's nice to hear about some people doing so well . have a great time . and most importantly , it got you out of a holden . plenty of cheap stangs there mate . and affordable, gt40's.

Yeah promise to not drive a HOLDEN here...I have decided it will be European and or something from the Pontiac Stable!!!!!! LOL :P
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Old 08-05-2007, 04:51 PM   #44
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In Vegas, they have people handing out business cards on the strip for this...
Hahaha i noticed that when i was there last year, quite funny, i have a collection of about 30 diffrent cards in my room.

Hated the food when i was in the US, dont think i'd be able to live there either. Although the cars are cheap.
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Old 08-05-2007, 05:14 PM   #45
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How hard is the green card side of things? I'm guessing you had the job lined up before you applied?
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Old 08-05-2007, 05:16 PM   #46
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How hard is the green card side of things? I'm guessing you had the job lined up before you applied?
Honestly I dont have a Green Card as such, I am working on whats known as a E3 Visa between Aus and the US...if you are a high skilled IT professional and and Australian Resident its not actual;y all that hard!!!
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Old 08-05-2007, 05:21 PM   #47
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Not IT which is my main problem. Mechanic, which I don't know how much demand there is over there. We'll see in two or three years I guess.
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Old 08-05-2007, 06:05 PM   #48
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Not IT which is my main problem. Mechanic, which I don't know how much demand there is over there. We'll see in two or three years I guess.
Care to do something different? Say, be a lacky in a winery? I did it with the wife in '03 in California.

http://www.bibber.com.au/

They prefer people who have winery experience, but some do take on people with none, as was the case with me.
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Old 08-05-2007, 06:11 PM   #49
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Yeah my Bad SLK E55 AMG...
E class are 4 door sedans the only new E class AMG is the E63 AMG sedan and estate

SLK's are two door convertibles. With the SLK 55 AMG

If you go to a Mercedes dealer and ask for a SLK E55 AMG he's gonna look at you funny
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yeah youd hate to have to spend it on ur Wife and Kid huh mate..

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I'd assume he doesn't have a wife and kid
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Old 08-05-2007, 06:19 PM   #51
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lol wrong assumption.

Send me a plasma you big h0m.. I mean, lovely chap Craig
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lol wrong assumption.

Send me a plasma you big h0m.. I mean, lovely chap Craig
ok fair enough, just hope he's wife isn't on the forums
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