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09-05-2007, 04:21 PM
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Drunk!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: traralgon
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well i thought so, if its not approiate please delete mods
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!! 
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09-05-2007, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Moorebank, NSW
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HAHAHAHAHAHA very clever
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09-05-2007, 05:41 PM
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Cane Farmer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tom Price, WA
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BAHAHAHAHHAHA Very good
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10-05-2007, 01:22 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Perth
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very good, someone had a lot of time on their hands.
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10-05-2007, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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thats is really clever, nice one!
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10-05-2007, 02:41 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2007
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I lol'd out loud
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11-05-2007, 01:03 AM
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i'm baaaack....
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: workin on something
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LMAO
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11-05-2007, 01:38 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Perth
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hahaha gold
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11-05-2007, 08:50 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,652
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Don't you mean Bertie Beetle?
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funny joke
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