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11-07-2007, 09:10 AM | #1 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Condom testers wanted for new positions
July 05, 2007 AN Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job – condom tester. Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester. The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance. One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1000 bonus. Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said. “With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex,” he said. “Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?” One thing's for sure – it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil. Was in the http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...4-1702,00.html ps, I do have a job that i do like! : Im not looking for a new one : |
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11-07-2007, 11:26 AM | #2 | ||
ED_Ghia
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i wonder how many people will be applying??
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11-07-2007, 11:29 AM | #3 | ||
Back to N/A land
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EDIT: Lame post
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11-07-2007, 11:51 AM | #4 | ||
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And I wonder how many of the 200 lucky testers will be thanking Durex for making their partners pregnant if the condoms fail? w00t...Baby Bonus!!
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11-07-2007, 12:43 PM | #5 | ||
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Unless you got to test them out on random hotties supplied by the company, Whatd be the point? Especially when you wouldn't have to use one with your partner anyway.
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11-07-2007, 06:49 PM | #6 | |||
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Don't think my girlfriend would be too impressed if I applied
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11-07-2007, 06:58 PM | #7 | |||
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11-07-2007, 07:13 PM | #8 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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hahahaha i should apply !
not.
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11-07-2007, 07:28 PM | #10 | |||
Cane Farmer
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I think I'd blow my chances of getting it
hahaha
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11-07-2007, 08:26 PM | #11 | |||
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11-07-2007, 08:36 PM | #12 | ||
Spin 'em Habib !
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doubt i would last the whole competition ,
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12-07-2007, 07:34 AM | #13 | ||||
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12-07-2007, 07:38 AM | #14 | ||
Back where I belong
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I already do the same thing, but I work for Glad, same test, its just I use the Bin liners...... :P
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12-07-2007, 09:47 AM | #15 | ||
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I heard something similar to this awhile back but they were actually looking for partners. Would be interesting to find out how many people do apply...
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12-07-2007, 08:21 PM | #16 | |||
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13-07-2007, 10:02 AM | #17 | |||
Cuban... nothing like it
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I bet there are a few here that should have remained in one as well...
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