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Old 01-06-2005, 06:47 AM   #1
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Default Funny tv show quotes

Ok... to stop thread hijacking, here are some quotes from good ol' Slackbladder that I found online. PS Lord Flashheart is my hero ("I've got such a crush on him!").

http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~min/black/quotes.html
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:30 AM   #2
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George :"I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense."
Seinfeld : "Cheapness is not a sense."
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Old 01-06-2005, 11:33 AM   #3
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Marge :"you can't drive homer, you don't have your liscence"
Homer:"I'm gonna try anyway" *starts car* "it works!"


something along those lines :P

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Old 01-06-2005, 01:32 PM   #4
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Damn ... there are so many from quite a lot of shows out there.

I had a huge listing of both BlackAdder and Red Dwarf
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Old 01-06-2005, 01:35 PM   #5
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Homer: It was like the time I learnt how to make beer and I forgot how to drive!
Marge: Homer, You were drunk!
Homer: and how......
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Old 01-06-2005, 04:37 PM   #6
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TED:- "The Kingswood, your not taking the Kingswood I've just shampooed the battery".
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Old 01-06-2005, 05:30 PM   #7
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Homer, on the phone - " You will have to speak up, i am wearing a towel !"
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Baldrick: I think I smelt it sir, there's something afoot in the wind. The huddled masses yearning to be free.
Edmund: Baldrick, have you been through the diesel oil again?
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Old 01-06-2005, 07:33 PM   #9
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Family Guy. I love Stewie.

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
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Peter: Hey buddy, is your refridgerator running? because if it is, it probobly runs like you - very homosexually
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