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Old 26-11-2007, 10:43 PM   #1
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Very VERY funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

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Old 26-11-2007, 11:40 PM   #2
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"Silence!! i kill you!!"

HAHAHAHA im in stitches
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Old 27-11-2007, 12:06 AM   #3
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2 jews walk in a bar.......wat you dont let jews in yours bars????......You racist

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH funny stuff
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Old 27-11-2007, 12:27 AM   #4
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How do you spell your name? a.....c.....flem...

Thanks man the was a good laugh.
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Old 27-11-2007, 12:35 AM   #5
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yawn, didn't find it funny
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Old 27-11-2007, 12:47 AM   #6
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Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans.
Got through to a call centre in Pakistan .
Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......
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Old 27-11-2007, 01:05 AM   #7
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yawn, didn't find it funny
more amusing than old chuck norris 'jokes'
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Old 27-11-2007, 07:02 AM   #8
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That was awesome. Very very funny.
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Old 02-12-2007, 03:10 PM   #9
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very funny indeed watch it last night at a mates ,more funnier after a few drinks
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Old 02-12-2007, 03:54 PM   #10
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look for jeff dunham and walter.. now thats good gear
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