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09-02-2008, 06:12 PM
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
The Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle It under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and She reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws Open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole Line is backing up, putting the entire production line Behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for Himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there Are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're Really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains Of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece Of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to Carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself Together and approaches Lena. 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you Yesterday...' 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. 
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09-02-2008, 06:23 PM
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haha good one mate
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09-02-2008, 06:35 PM
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Thats nuts...oops, i mean thats a bit below the belt.........I mean that is a top joke mate.
Almost time to hit the sack........i mean bed LOL  :
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09-02-2008, 06:42 PM
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KillerXR8
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09-02-2008, 06:42 PM
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09-02-2008, 06:58 PM
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love the quad cams
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try getting a female to say two test tickles after a couple of wines....
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09-02-2008, 07:00 PM
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HaHa...Nice one Jules...Oldie but a goodie!
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09-02-2008, 07:58 PM
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09-02-2008, 08:18 PM
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KillerXR8
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hahaha....I'm sober and still can't say it....lol....slowly
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09-02-2008, 08:25 PM
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Perhaps my Mrs had a few too many wines LOL I wish !
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09-02-2008, 08:28 PM
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 : got through on the first day  :
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09-02-2008, 08:34 PM
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Nice one Elmo!!
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09-02-2008, 11:45 PM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist."
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09-02-2008, 11:57 PM
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let it burn
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10-02-2008, 12:23 AM
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So what you are asking is if you have an automatic licence even if it is upgraded to manual automatically can it be upgraded manually by sitting for a manual test and if passed the automatic licence is automatically upgraded but if failed is the automaic licence automatically failed as well and do you have to read the road safety manual to sit for the manual upgrade or does the automatic licence test of the road safety manual automatically cover the manual test as well? |
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2 Testicles....lol
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