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Old 18-08-2005, 04:53 PM   #1
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Default 0-200 in 2 seconds flat

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

He wanted a truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could
zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a
few seconds. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

He did just that.

For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

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Old 18-08-2005, 04:54 PM   #2
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lol lol lol thats a bloody ripper, lol oh cheers for that i needed a good laugh
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Old 18-08-2005, 05:03 PM   #3
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hehe... good 1!! :
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Old 18-08-2005, 05:06 PM   #4
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Ouch haha.
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Old 18-08-2005, 05:07 PM   #5
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nice one!!
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Old 18-08-2005, 06:54 PM   #6
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**** funny mate!
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Old 18-08-2005, 06:57 PM   #7
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ahahahahaha , nice one ,
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Old 18-08-2005, 07:13 PM   #8
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haha nice one nick...
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Old 18-08-2005, 08:57 PM   #9
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0-200 in a few seconds....well he got what he wanted....lol
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Old 18-08-2005, 11:33 PM   #10
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compliments a bigpond usergroup forum
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Old 19-08-2005, 07:10 PM   #11
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heh classic
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