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07-09-2005, 06:35 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
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got this emailed to me , thought i'd share...... ouch
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07-09-2005, 08:15 AM
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Hoon On The Rise
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Ouch!!!!!!
But it sounds funny...
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07-09-2005, 08:32 AM
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Serves him right! He should leave the cooking to her.
Also, the word "multitask" comes to mind  e
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07-09-2005, 12:46 PM
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Shoot.
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07-09-2005, 01:02 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA thats funny as
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07-09-2005, 01:21 PM
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Two > One
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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*chuckle* Reason #1 to stay away from hot oil
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07-09-2005, 01:44 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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she must have been hungry....
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07-09-2005, 01:59 PM
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Location: Canberra
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Ouch doesnt explain it. I bet the divorce proceedings are in order.
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07-09-2005, 02:02 PM
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Location: Northside Brisbane
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i heard a similar story
a couple came into the ER with the man having a bleeding willy and his wife bleeding from the forehead....apparently they were out for dinner for there anniversary...the wife got under the table to give him a bj to spice things up....had an epilepsy fit...clamped her teeth on his knob and he stabbed her in the forhead with his fork to get her off.... thought this was pretty funny |
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07-09-2005, 02:46 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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hahahahahahaha
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07-09-2005, 03:41 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Hahahahaha, bet he'll be much more careful next time - if there is a next time, LOL!
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07-09-2005, 08:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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That is painfull, but a mate of mine did have to have a Testicle retrival operation from getting a "gang" wedgie. It severered off and was found next to his right knee.
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ha ha . love bite .
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