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Old 09-03-2010, 11:04 PM   #31
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I'm releasing a 12V hair straightener later this year. Reckon I'm going to make millions. :
you'd wanna be careful with that, you never know where it might end up in the case of an accident...

oh, it's not for straightening that hair, oh well... it could have doubled as something else
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:09 AM   #32
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I can't believe the ex Husband is holding the wheel while she is shaving the kitty to get herself ready for her now boyfriend. I dont think he was looking at the road either... I worked for an Insurance company many years ago and I had a claim come in where this couple ran off the road because she was going down on him whilst he was driving, he forgot about driving and ran off the road and hit a tree, both ok and luckily for him she did'nt bite down. I was struggling to interview these guys I had tears in my eyes.
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:14 AM   #33
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:25 AM   #34
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I can't believe the ex Husband is holding the wheel while she is shaving the kitty to get herself ready for her now boyfriend. I dont think he was looking at the road either... I worked for an Insurance company many years ago and I had a claim come in where this couple ran off the road because she was going down on him whilst he was driving, he forgot about driving and ran off the road and hit a tree, both ok and luckily for him she did'nt bite down. I was struggling to interview these guys I had tears in my eyes.
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Old 10-03-2010, 09:51 AM   #35
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Ahh the good old shaving the hooch while behind the wheel. Gets you everytime.
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:03 AM   #36
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There was an accident on the Storey Bridge QLD ,some years ago, where a woman inserted a tampon while driving. true !!! no bs !!
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:05 AM   #37
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That one just didn't need to be said lol But that's what i call a sticky situation *insert South Park laughter*
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:38 AM   #38
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Iv'e heard of trimming a Box Hedge

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vik... But this story is just ridiculous...
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:54 AM   #40
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Did anyone read about that chap late last week who had a serious accident? Smashed into a power pole, brought down wires etc. Gets out of car, calls home to tell of accident, then decides to take a leak while waiting and 'makes contact' with the live fallen power lines.

They found him dead... with burns around his old fella!
that`s positively shocking
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Old 10-03-2010, 06:55 PM   #41
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:16 PM   #42
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Well officer I was reading the map..
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Well officer I was reading the map..

"Of what driver"

"Of Tassie officer"

vik... "before the deforestation"...
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Sounds like a very hairy situation to be in.
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Sounds like a very hairy situation to be in.
But not if there was a beaver there...

vik... What about save Franklin river...
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:04 PM   #46
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Please ladies, pull to the side of the road before you brush your hair, apply lipstick or shave your vagina.
Lol, that made me laugh.
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Old 14-03-2010, 08:27 PM   #47
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hope she paused on impact, could have given herself a nasty gash
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Or coulda hit a tree...

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