Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated.

Go Back   Australian Ford Forums > General Topics > Non Ford Related Community Forums > The Bar
Reload this Page A Dogs Prayer
Register FAQ Calendar

The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 23-05-2010, 03:09 PM   #1
fotsyfots
Starter Motor
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 29
Default A Dogs Prayer
A Dog's Prayer
Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in the world is more grateful for kindness than my loving heart.
Do not break my spirit with a stick for though I would lick your hand between blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do.
Speak to me often, for your voice is the world's sweetest music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footstep falls upon my waiting ear.
When it is cold and wet please take me inside for I am now a domestic animal no longer used to bitter elements. I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Though you had no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow, for you are my god and I am your devoted worshiper.
Keep my pan filled with fresh water for, although I would not reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst. Feed me clean food that I may stay well to romp and play and do your biding, walk by your side and stand ready, willing and able to protect you with my life should yours be in danger.
fotsyfots is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 23-05-2010, 03:37 PM   #2
reece1
reece1
 
reece1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: sydney
Posts: 856
Default
woof
reece1 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 23-05-2010, 03:38 PM   #3
pottery beige
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 18,988
Default
my dog ate cat poo then came inside and spewed it up all over the carpet..... i love my dog.....
pottery beige is online now   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 23-05-2010, 03:43 PM   #4
reece1
reece1
 
reece1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: sydney
Posts: 856
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by pottery beige
my dog ate cat poo then came inside and spewed it up all over the carpet..... i love my dog.....
hilarious. my old man lives in my granny fat out the back he went away for about three weeks and my dog missed him so some how he got up on his bed and did a bog in the middle of it for him when he came home..... i luv my dog more now.. and dad got over it
reece1 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 23-05-2010, 05:56 PM   #5
Mickxr8
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Mickxr8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: republic of wa
Posts: 869
Default
the old cliche about a dog being a mans best friend has never rung truer for me.
my ol dog jess (now dec) gave me 15 of the best years of my life. she never asked for much..just a nice feed/water and some quality time together. was my sole copilot on my trips around australia many times. a better companion you could not find.. having a bad day ?.. a slobber on the face and a wagging tail makes it all good !.
__________________
"You can't fight stupid people - there's just too many of them.The internet: Access to all the world's idiots
Mickxr8 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 12:21 AM   #6
fotsyfots
Starter Motor
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 29
Default
yeah they make ya smile
Attached Images
File Type: jpg tn_Jess™ (5).jpg (128.5 KB, 76 views)
fotsyfots is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 06:38 AM   #7
sgt_doofey
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
sgt_doofey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Barossa Valley, South Australia
Posts: 3,381
Default
Couldn't ask for a better friend really.
__________________
Cheers,
Sam.
sgt_doofey is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 07:24 AM   #8
Racecraft
they call me Tibbo
 
Racecraft's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 6,163
Default
never two better buddies



__________________
Racecraft is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 08:02 AM   #9
vik351
Banned
 
vik351's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 882
Default
Mates...





Lookin up old mates...



vik...
vik351 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 12:25 PM   #10
DBourne
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
DBourne's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: sydney.nsw.au
Posts: 6,119
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by pottery beige
my dog ate cat poo then came inside and spewed it up all over the carpet..... i love my dog.....
hahah that is a ripper reply!
__________________
flickr
DBourne is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 01:41 PM   #11
Streets
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Streets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: QLD
Posts: 685
Default
Love my dogs but don't mind a bit of pussy every now and then either.
Streets is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 02:15 PM   #12
auxr
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
auxr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 727
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by vik351
Mates...





Lookin up old mates...



vik...
Dog's are a guy's best friend - but vik351, LOL you let him up on the XY with those big dog toe nails - now that's trust.
auxr is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 24-05-2010, 02:33 PM   #13
aussie muscle
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
aussie muscle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 2,312
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by fotsyfots
A Dog's Prayer
Is that anything like a Dog's Breakfast?
__________________
My ride: 2007 Falcon Ute BF XR8 Orange, MTO.
aussie muscle is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 07:35 AM.

Australian Ford Forums - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Other than what is legally copyrighted by the respective owners, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au
Positive SSL