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Old 23-01-2005, 11:30 AM   #1
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One to get the girls typing...

Great Reasons to be a Guy

Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You don't have to curl up next to a hairy *** every night.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Foreplay is optional.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 'Nuff said...

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or irreparably mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
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Old 23-01-2005, 11:46 AM   #2
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You guys sure have it easy, don't you!
A good read.
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Old 23-01-2005, 12:02 PM   #3
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Absolute gold, nice one!

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You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Same work... more pay.

My favorites! :
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Old 23-01-2005, 12:20 PM   #4
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I'll bite... :
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Old 23-01-2005, 02:58 PM   #5
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Ok, I'm jealous over "chocolate is just another snack"...

Boo Hoo!
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Old 23-01-2005, 03:06 PM   #6
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OLD, :

still funny tho
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Old 23-01-2005, 03:09 PM   #7
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Right back at ya Swanny :

> Driving on the highway this morning, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Falcon doing 90 kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Little Bob and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Women should not be allowed to drive! >
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Old 23-01-2005, 03:10 PM   #8
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hey im a bloke and i care when noone notices my new hair cut lol

hmmm *note to self* nex time get bright blue streaks hehehehe
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Old 23-01-2005, 03:14 PM   #9
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Right back at ya Swanny :

> Driving on the highway this morning, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Falcon doing 90 kph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Little Bob and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Women should not be allowed to drive! >
lol i think im gonna have to bit along wit luvinmyEB lol : lol
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Old 23-01-2005, 04:04 PM   #10
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LOL swanny .... you must get the same emails as I do :P
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