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08-10-2005, 07:25 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Not condoning drink driving, but this one is smart (for Queenslanders :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug ).
From the State where drink driving is considered asport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
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08-10-2005, 07:32 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bathurst nsw
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bwhahahahahaha thats bloody hillarious , trust the banana benders to come up with that , oh bugger just wee me pants bwhahahaha.......
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08-10-2005, 08:51 AM
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Nat D
Join Date: Jul 2005
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HAHA. thats great
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09-10-2005, 05:27 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 118
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HA! HA! HA!, a good joke to add to the files.
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09-10-2005, 09:52 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 891
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Amusing but
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09-10-2005, 09:58 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northern Sydney
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Been debunked on snopes too - but that's not to say no one has tried it.
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Another joke
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