Mid Week Funny

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Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that

the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody

quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling

down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I

like sleeping in now, cuz all you gotta do before brekky is make ya bed

and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no

calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'!!

Blokes haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot

water and even a light to see what ya doing! At brekky ya get cereal,

fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot

Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the

city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its

only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!! This one

will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting awards

for shooting - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's

bum and it don't move and its not firing back at yer like the Johnsons

did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka

[State Rural Exhibition Show] last year! All yer

gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - its a piece

of ****!! You don't even load your own cartridges - they comes in little

boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of

the roo shooting truck when you reload! Sometimes yer gotta wrestle with

the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not

like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza

all at once like we do at home after the muster. Turns out I'm not a bad

boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've

only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5

and 15 stone and three

pickhandles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and

eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried

me off to the boozer. I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to

get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.

Your loving daughter,

Jill
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If its a repost .........
then you just re read it again !!!!

[gtfpv]

thats brilliant.

[LUXO_8]

aaahaha thats bloody funny!
didnt even see it coming!
top joke

[Woz]

Haha. It's funny but it's not.

**Thinks back to the girls on offer while living in the country and shudders**

[Valknutr]

ahahahaha funny as hell