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Old 11-01-2013, 02:53 PM   #31
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My personal number one most hated..

She'll be right mate!..
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Old 11-01-2013, 04:36 PM   #32
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Drier than a nun's nasty

Love that one...
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:21 PM   #33
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Drier than a nun's nasty

Love that one...
I'm drier than a dead dingo's donga
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:31 PM   #34
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I must say, when it is 42c in the water bag and someone says "Is it hot enough for ya" I feel like saying, "No it isn't, I would prefer it to be so hot that I spontaneously combust".
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Old 11-01-2013, 10:23 PM   #35
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"give me a dogs eye with dead horse"
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Old 11-01-2013, 10:38 PM   #36
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Couldn't organise a **** up in a brewery
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:46 AM   #37
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Scarnon c..t?
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:56 AM   #38
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thunderbox...

couldnt find his **** with both hands...

put another shrimp on the barbie...

kick her in the guts barry...
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Old 12-01-2013, 11:00 AM   #39
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couldnt get a root in a brothel with a fist full of $50's
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Old 13-01-2013, 09:13 AM   #40
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Tighter then Julia Gillard's nasel passage.

Too late the horse has already bolted.

Been eating in the good paddock, mate?

Stone the crows.

I would give a lefty for that.

Put a blow fly up your nose.

Calling red heads "bluey"

Other side of the black stump.

Choc a block.

Out woop woop.

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Old 13-01-2013, 10:50 AM   #41
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"Property doubles every 7 years."
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Old 13-01-2013, 11:03 AM   #42
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Not a joke but Vegemite...I mean really it does taste like crap but we still eat it on toast or a sanga cos it's easy and it's what we know.
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Old 13-01-2013, 12:02 PM   #43
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Off like a bucket of prawns in the sundy sun

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Dry as a nuns c@#$

Backyard past the black stump... or, out in the nonga nonga

Built like a brick shithouse

Rustin like a holden!
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May your chooks turn to emus and kick your dunny down!

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this thread has run its course and is needing editing far too often

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