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02-08-2015, 05:54 AM
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Shenanigans..............
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02-08-2015, 10:11 AM
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"I'm just going to give birth to the Prime Minister" as a way of informing others about having a crap.
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02-08-2015, 05:58 PM
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Falcon RTV - FG G6ET
 
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In the car: Dad: "Anyone smell petrol?"
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 BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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02-08-2015, 08:15 PM
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A couple ive heard over the years;
Going to drop the Cosbys off at the pool Parking the big brown buick in the porcelain garage A fart is just a *urd telegram Second hole from the back of the neck |
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04-08-2015, 05:52 PM
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The Scarlet Fairlane: 94 5.Slow Litre NC II Fairlane 488800kms & Climbing Rollin' on genuine ELGT wheels. K&N Filter /////Alpine Sound. EBGT Momo Woodgrain Steering Wheel The Scarlet Fairlane Build Thread Project "White Knight" 93 ED XR6 ROH Alloys Momo wheel Cruise Sunroof Premo Sound Manual HO Goodies PWK Build Thread 1990 Yamaha FZR 250: 59000ks & climbing. New fairing, old tank, my angry mosquito in a coffee tin! 14.977 1/4mile. 
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05-08-2015, 04:01 PM
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Falcon RTV - FG G6ET
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Typically my kids used to come in with skinned knees, elbows, etc.. I would always clean it up, wipe their tears and tell 'em, "It will grow back".
Now the pair of 'em are as hard as nails.
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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24-08-2015, 04:44 PM
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24-08-2015, 05:13 PM
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Falcon RTV - FG G6ET
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/\ The 'beans scene' from Blazing Saddles.
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BAII RTV - with Raptor V S/C. RTV Power FG G6ET 50th Anniversary in Sensation. While the basic Ford Six was code named Barra, the Turbo version clearly deserved its very own moniker – again enter Gordon Barfield.
We asked him if the engine had actually been called “Seagull” and how that came about. “Actually it was just call “Gull”, because I named it that. Because we knew it was going to poo on everything”. |
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25-08-2015, 12:21 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Here I sit brokenhearted, tried to **** but only farted Dads in the army, mums in the marines, i'm on the toilet bombing submarines Going to a restaurant with the kids, one was about 2 yers old, the waitress would ask me if I needed a high chair, always say no thanks, i'll just sit here. Older kids and wife roll their eyes, waitress probably heard it a thousand times. Kids running around in the house, bang into say the coffee table and hurt themselves, i'll straight away ask if the coffee table is ok in a concerned voice. The older kids turned the tables and use it on me now, cheeky buggers 
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