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15-04-2006, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The
robot serves him a perfectly prepared ИИИИtail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Bathurst1000, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly... "So...............ya gonna follow the Power again this year?"  |
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15-04-2006, 12:13 PM
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The Ancient Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Qld Border Ranges
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Three men were sitting naked in a sauna: 1 American, 1 Japanese and an Irishman.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked around questioningly... 'That was my pager' he said. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.' A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Jap' lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained... 'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.' Paddy felt somewhat low-tech. So as not to be out done, he decided he had to do something about it, to be as impressive... He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his backside... The others raised their eyebrows. 'Will you look at that' says Paddy, 'I'm getting a fax....' |
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15-04-2006, 12:20 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2005
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15-04-2006, 02:52 PM
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Just slidin'
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisvegas
Posts: 7,791
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Bloody awesome that one. Good find. :voldar02:
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15-04-2006, 04:55 PM
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"Saddam your sooo emo"-JH
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cairns, Qld.
Posts: 454
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both were very funny....:P
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Sat morning jokes.
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