Creation of the Greatest Country!!!

[MYVYSS]

Australia Creationist Viewpoint.



In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's

He created night for going prawning,sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that itwas good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and neededsomeone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around thebarbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were goodBlokes, and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... .
Well .. Almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas -to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!

[MO]

Oh dear dare I say when the fems see this you are going to cop a hiding just before the mods close.....tsk...tsk.

[EF, What else?]

Come on, political correctness goes to far these days. Can't people appreciate it for what it is, a JOKE! And a damm good one at that

[MO]

Hhmm and your girlfriend looks like an echidna!

[EF, What else?]

Originally Posted by MO

Hhmm and your girlfriend looks like an echidna!

It's funny coz it's true! :

[MO]

Originally Posted by EF, What else?

It's funny coz it's true! :

LOL.......

[AC]

Originally Posted by EF, What else?

Come on, political correctness goes to far these days. Can't people appreciate it for what it is, a JOKE! And a damm good one at that

We live in a PC generation where no one has a sense of humour. :MrT_anim:
People get cut so easilly, Not going to spot me from razin them up though...

Try this on for size, I have enough to start a AFF PC riot :P jk ;)

[Charliewool]

Finally MY chance to say REPOST! (still a goodie though)
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...hlight=created

[AC]

Originally Posted by charliewool

Finally MY chance to say REPOST! (still a goodie though)
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...hlight=created

I used the smiley.. Finally :

Haha :P

[GCFordChic]

I havent come across this before, but i think its excellent...See you blokes really do need us women to make it bloody awsome!!!

[Mechan1k]

ahhhh ... that's great