Aarons 'bail thread'

[Perana]

and theres no Green Mirage in sight...

[EFFalcon]

Originally Posted by Perana XR8

and theres no Green Mirage in sight...

yes there is!

[Walkinshaw]

Word has it this happened at Eagle on the Hill.

[Tiga_EL]

UMM.. can someone please explain how this is funny? Coz you kinda have to understand the joke to laugh at it??

[Perana]

Thats exactly right ;)

[XA-Coupe]

I'd donate a clue but I haven't got one .... let alone understand what this thread is about ........

[Casper]

purple monkey dishwasher!

[EFFalcon]

i need more scenarios to photoshop :P

[Walkinshaw]

GTA-Aaron ?

[montyv8]

Originally Posted by Tiga_EL

UMM.. can someone please explain how this is funny? Coz you kinda have to understand the joke to laugh at it??

read this thread: http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=62909
it may in someway help in explaining this thread. then again, it may not.
then again, it may make sense to everyone else and you might be the weird one.. or not..

[Barry_v]

this just in.

The owner of a car whose tyre print was found on the head of Betty Smith has told a Court in Adelaide that he did not engage in hoon behaviour.

Betty Smith, 92, died after a severe burn to the head from a spinning tyre near Eagle on the Hill in August.

During today's hearing the man, Aaron, was asked whether he had gone to Eagle on the Hill to perform hoon type behaviour.

It was then put to Aaron that he had performed a 'burnout' on mrs Smith's head.

The lawyer for Mrs. Smith said this could explain the tyre print on her corpse.

Aaron rejected the explanation and his lawyer asked to have the question disallowed, calling it sensationalist.

Aaron was also accused of earlier giving inconsistent evidence to the hearing, with one of the lawyers saying his evidence had been like shifting sand.

The lawyers then questioned whether there was one word of his testimony which could be believed.

"It was all just a misunderstaning" claimed Aaron outside of court today, still clothed in the Klu Klux Klan outfit which he is was reported to be wearing during the crime.

"sure, I cant remember the exact details" he remarked, taking a puff of a suspicious looking ciggarette "but I can usually remember things like that".

Aaron will re-appear in court tommorow for sentencing.

[micksta]

i dont have a clue .. but i still find it funny lol

[-jjM-]

Originally Posted by montyv8

read this thread: http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=62909
it may in someway help in explaining this thread. then again, it may not.
then again, it may make sense to everyone else and you might be the weird one.. or not..

after reading that, ill donate him some cigarettes too

[Dezza]

I still don't get this thread, but I can throw in a stone-chipped headlight with the cracked up indicators!

[Lumpen Proletariat]

I have a copy of "Das Kapital" and the Manifesto he can keep himself occupied with while he's banged up...lol



Lumpy :p

[El_Poochino]

Time to give the stockpile of naval lint to a good cause. :

[SiKoRa_eL_97]

You gotta be a good driver to do a burnout on someones head o_O

[Smoked]

Ill also donate these used AU Falcon leads.

[Melz]

Originally Posted by Casper

purple monkey dishwasher!

Well if thats what you want to donate, then i'll get the purple spray paint and the dishwasher, and you get the monkey You must find the Jade Monkey before the next full moon

(yes this thread makes no sense, so my post follows suit...)

[MrFlibbles]

what the??
I have been away from Adelaide to long!

ive got some crusty old rubber grease he can have....

[Streeter]

i have no idea what the hell is going on is this just bs either way it is funny as all **** i take it you are all just bagging the absolute shiet out of this arron guy ill donnate the mashed bumper off of my fairlane project

[EFFalcon]

nah we love aaron.

[Ozfords]

I'll donate some advice, at prison or the remand centre, Aaron needs to beat another guy up vicious like. This will establish him as someone that cannot be picked on and will be the first step to setting up a gang in prison.