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15-09-2006, 03:48 PM
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Location: Melbourne
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Had this sent to me. Thought it was funny...
"My girlfriend told me that we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending: $65.00 on make-up $150 for a cut & colour $30 for a manicure $40 for a pedicure $50 on vitamins $300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for! I'm now single again.." Krissy 
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15-09-2006, 03:50 PM
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Was V6corp
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Canberra
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Bwahaha that is the best line ever:
"That was what the beer was for"
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15-09-2006, 05:19 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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The idea around budgeting is that family members DISCUSS major expenditure e.g. 600 bucks gym membership.
The lady was a superficial fool if I may say so, as she should realise it shouldn't matter how she looks. Everybody needs their pleasure. As a non-alcoholic, if I was told to quit beer I'd tell that person to get ****** without remorse! She probably paid some nong to cut her bum hair as well so he **** didn't sweat so much. Arrgh, can't stand it! Damn I get angry. |
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15-09-2006, 05:45 PM
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GT-P #0336
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15-09-2006, 05:46 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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whoa... dude needs a punching bag...
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15-09-2006, 05:50 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Seen this once or twice before (no, not on here) ... still makes me chuckle
 :uranium_death : it was a joke thing.. you know, like those things you get in emails!!!!  :
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15-09-2006, 06:14 PM
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very funny mate
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15-09-2006, 06:18 PM
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GT-P #0336
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15-09-2006, 06:18 PM
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XY Driv3r
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LMAO!!!!! good stuff
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15-09-2006, 06:20 PM
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15-09-2006, 10:32 PM
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i know someone whos girlfriend blew up at him for buying a cai (a whole $150 worth!) and then she went out and got $700 hair extensions. i nearly shot myself when i heard that.
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15-09-2006, 10:51 PM
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Pimp Daddy Pimp Pimp
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Lmao Great
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15-09-2006, 11:06 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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ahh ok.
Well, I'm glad it isn't real. I'm in a mood today. Sorry about that! |
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15-09-2006, 11:07 PM
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Merry Xmas To All
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15-09-2006, 11:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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15-09-2006, 11:57 PM
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bahahah thats a classic love it
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A couple's budgeting (lol)
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