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19-03-2005, 12:28 AM
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Moving with Richard Pryor. Anytime Randy Quaid brings out that V8 lawnmower is enough to ensure the movie is momentarily paused.
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19-03-2005, 02:03 AM
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Waynes World 2
chick "would you like to have dinner tonight ?" garth " oh i like to have dinner everynight"
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19-03-2005, 07:28 AM
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There's certainly been some funny movies over the years, that's obvious. I haven't seen it in years, but Silver Streak always cracked me up (Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder).
Monty Python and The Holy Grail is a favourite as well: "It's just a flesh wound"  Neccessary Roughness was another one that was funny all the way through. I can't comment on some of the movies name in this thread because I haven't seen them. Anything with Ben Stiller I avoid. That guy is about as funny as a cactus needle up the ****.
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19-03-2005, 05:40 PM
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I fart in your general direction!
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19-03-2005, 09:40 PM
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries !!!!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?? African or European ? Monty Python, funny as ****  e
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19-03-2005, 11:42 PM
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A lot of my favourite quotes are from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back:
"That shit is the MAD note!" "Boo Boo Kitty F**k" "What tha f**k is the internet?" (talking to Ben Affleck) "Yeah, in prison, he'd be the pie!" (guard referring to Jason Biggs) "When you're finished, smile and say 'hmm! that was a lovely tea party!" (guard talking to Silent Bob, coercing him into giving Jay a blowjob) "I AM THE **** COMMANDER!" "You LOVE the cock!" ahh I could go on for ages with Jay & Silent Bob quotes :p My favourite would be Ben Affleck's massive insult, but I can't remember it :countdown http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261392/quotes -Dave- |
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20-03-2005, 10:49 AM
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haha good old Jay and Silent Bob.
"What gear are you in?" "Gear?!?!?" |
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20-03-2005, 12:00 PM
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The bit in Jay and Silent Bob strike back where they are in the van with Stifler (I can't remember the guys name in this movie) and Jay starts talking to him about loving animals. I can't remember the whole conversion, but I love this bit:
"If you were a sheep, you'd **** another sheep right?" "in that case, you bet your *** I would" "Yo this guy said he'd **** a sheep"
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20-03-2005, 12:58 PM
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His name was Brent...
and my favourite part of that conversation is when he throws him out of the moving van and screams "Now whos stupid you dirty sheep f*cker !!!!!"
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20-03-2005, 01:19 PM
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Batchelor Party when that little dorky guy thinks hes found the woman of hes dream and she goes and pees standing up !
he lets out a blood curdling scream and u seem him in the shower scrubbing his balls. Later when they all get arrested, he gets cuffed to the tranny and he says to the cop " Not not her, She pees stranding up" |
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20-03-2005, 04:48 PM
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20-03-2005, 07:15 PM
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JANET
Brad - I'm cold, I'm wet, and plain scared. BRAD I'm here, there's nothing to worry about. Regards, Tote
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20-03-2005, 08:01 PM
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When Harry Met Sally: the orgasm scene...
Pulp Fiction: Quentin Tarantino telling Vincent and (Samual L Jackson's character) "Is there a sign outside that says Dead Nigger Storage?" (or something like that).... and also after Zed had his way with Marcellus, Bruce Willis character asks Marcellus if he's ok and Marcellus says "Im pretty f*cken far from ok!" Something About Mary: the cum on ear scene.... Dumb and Dumber: blocked toilet scene... and when they got their tongues frozen onto the chairlift pole.
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20-03-2005, 08:32 PM
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I bought the 25th anniversary DVd a few years back, and there is some great stuff on it.
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20-03-2005, 10:09 PM
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the wog boy:
Tony the yugoslav: "I am half Serbian half Croatian. When I wake up in the morning I want to kill myself f*cken" |
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