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03-01-2013, 12:56 AM | #272 | ||
Obsessed with wheels
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Are you a daddy yet? lol
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03-01-2013, 06:13 AM | #273 | ||
T-Series Club Member Vic
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Nah, 20+ hours of contractions, water is broken but no sign of a baby arriving any time soon :-s
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03-01-2013, 09:10 AM | #275 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I got nothing that should be typed on this forum would pass the sware filter but is in poor tase, but it involves the car the & V8 though
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Pariahs C.C. What could possibly go wrong I post images with postimg.cc (so I don’t forget) |
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03-01-2013, 10:37 AM | #276 | ||
Obsessed with wheels
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03-01-2013, 10:20 PM | #277 | ||
re
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Location: Victoria - where being slow & incompetent is considered being "safe"
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Your Dad took you for a spin around the Kew boulevard when you were a kid as a treat for being in and out of hospital. You loved it when he made the car "get air" on the way to swimming lessons.
Every room in your house has something car related in it. You thought of naming your kids "Cam", "Con", "Rod", "Carroll", "Shelby", "Elise" or "Brock".
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04-01-2013, 02:16 AM | #278 | |||
Straight Eight
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The Falcon is dead. Long live the Mighty Falcon. |
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04-01-2013, 02:18 AM | #279 | ||
Half brain dead already
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When you show the girl you haven't known too long under the bonnet, than start rabbiting on about what's under the hood. Then realizing that you need to shutup about it haha
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More to come Now the proud owner of a '97 NL Fairlane |
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04-01-2013, 08:52 AM | #280 | ||
Parts Interpreter
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Yeah I'm guilt of that too
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04-01-2013, 12:06 PM | #281 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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DAS IT MANE
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04-01-2013, 01:19 PM | #283 | ||
Parts Interpreter
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When you have a 3 screen setup for your home PC and all three have a picture of your car from 3 different angles.
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04-01-2013, 02:49 PM | #285 | ||
EL XR6
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When you can relate to most of the posts in this thread...
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12-01-2013, 02:07 PM | #286 | ||
Clevo power!
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When your work has screwed you and your Mrs over again, probably soon to result in you quitting. You're talking to the Mrs about what you're going to do, and the conversation turns to cars for a bit. Was her saying how she prefers driving manuals over autos! I'll definitely keep her over my job!
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12-01-2013, 02:25 PM | #287 | ||
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You use the dishwasher to clean parts,
You give hell to a guy who owns a Golf at work long enough for him to buy a V8 like yours |
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12-01-2013, 03:48 PM | #288 | ||
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Some good ones on here that I can relate to Just found this one tho on 9GAG, he is a bike guy tho I'm guessing haha
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12-01-2013, 05:32 PM | #290 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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This works quite well ;) but don't get caught with a pair of disassembeled 94 Holleys in it she gets quite upset
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Pariahs C.C. What could possibly go wrong I post images with postimg.cc (so I don’t forget) |
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12-01-2013, 06:19 PM | #291 | ||
Cruising...
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When youre in a rush to leave home in the morning and you shut the front door and you try to lock it with your car remote.....
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12-01-2013, 07:29 PM | #292 | ||
Isn't it obvious?
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you go to a wreckers out in the sticks on dirt roads searching thru about a thousand old holdens fords minis vws even thou you dont have a classic or need any parts...and take 150 photos
then come home and go thru them on the tv 4 times
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12-01-2013, 11:27 PM | #293 | ||
Unintended Perfectionist
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you won't date a chick who drives a holden
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13-01-2013, 04:03 AM | #294 | ||
Cowboy
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When you buy a microwave just for the shed because washing up and going inside to eat wastes too much time away from the cars
When your new girlfriend says she wants to spend the weekend, you give her a look and she rolls her eyes and says, "yes, I'll bring shed clothes" When you buy a 27 litre Rolls Royce V12 and then start planning a car around it
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13-01-2013, 11:57 AM | #295 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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When you drive an hour across Melbourne to pick up a girl in your car just so you can talk about it, and then end up spending half the day driving around because you still had more things to say about the car
And you know you wanna date her again because at the end of the day she says "Can you show me how to work on a car?"
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13-01-2013, 12:11 PM | #296 | |||
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There are people who makes things happen, those who watch what happened and those who have no idea what happened - which one are you? |
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13-01-2013, 03:24 PM | #297 | ||
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When you pretend to forget something in your car so you can walk back to it open it, pretend to grab something out of it then re lock it so i can just have a few more looks at it......
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13-01-2013, 03:48 PM | #298 | |||
Parts Interpreter
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When you notice people in a crowded area are looking at your car and you pretend to get something out of it just so people know it's your car.
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13-01-2013, 05:07 PM | #299 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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16-01-2013, 08:44 PM | #300 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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When you make a facebook page just for your car, so that your facebook can say that you're in a relationship with your car
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