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Old 01-01-2007, 10:24 PM   #31
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I believe budgie smugglers are the appropriate method of trafficking these critters. Simply substitute budgie with green tree frog.
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Old 01-01-2007, 10:44 PM   #32
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Don't think I'm ever going to hear from the Frogsperts. I think they may just be a bunch of wierdos perving at naked frogs.

I mean, look at this!



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Old 01-01-2007, 10:53 PM   #33
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I can’t understand why so many of you people here hate me? What have I ever done to you? That’s it. I’m buying a Holden.

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Old 01-01-2007, 11:04 PM   #34
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I can’t understand why so many of you people here hate me? What have I ever done to you? That’s it. I’m buying a Holden.

Well! If your going to hang around with these car types I'm going out with the girls!!
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Old 01-01-2007, 11:19 PM   #35
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i have seen pet stores in alice springs selling the buggers for $50 each!
I wonder if they were Green tree frogs , in Qld they are heavily protected and the fine for keeping one or killing it are heavy , I just walked intot he Kitchen and the frog that lives in the plant at the front door is sitting on the bech making a meal of some brown ants... we dont spray and have very few bugs due to several frogs living in the self watering plants inside the house , As for an inside loo being infested I guess they either came in via the stink pipe or back up the exit pipe , so do you have tank water or septic ?
I would be checking the tank if you do , years ago the wife made a cuppa for me and it tasted odd , there had been a now very cooked frog in the kettle.. I was crook for days .. very upsetting. ( I like frogs) and we do all we can to encourage them as those living in the gutters and plants clean all the bugs around the house , ring the rspca as I said and with luck the local frog nuts will com get them .
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:22 AM   #36
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rofl loving this thread, but as was posted before, i'm waiting for a "our frog had tadpoles" thread......

anyway, i've only ever had 2 frogs in the house in 6+ years, despite the 2 dozen or so that seem to live in my gutters (yes, i've counted that many)

kinda why i dont spend too much time cleaning my gutters..... lol
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:38 AM   #37
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put them in a fish tank and keep them as pets.
set up your toilet as a frog display and proudly show your dinner guests.

but for the purposes of your own personal waste management, you'll just have to invest in a potty and keep it under your bed.
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Old 02-01-2007, 12:49 AM   #38
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I'd like to employ you as our preferred "Grogan Master Trainer".

When can you start?

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There's a bloke that goes by the name of Mr.S. Carter that might be able to lend a hand, supposedly has experience in grogans. Usually spotted behind the wheel of a truck like this one

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Old 02-01-2007, 01:01 AM   #39
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HAHAHHHA

Im signing up to the froggy forum!

If you keep them then you can even get frog food!...Sweet.



BTW..thread of the year already!

edit: Bloody hell its hard to sign up a username..."frogfooker" etc isn't allowed. I just finished registering and I forgot my bloody name..LOL..hurry up email!
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Old 02-01-2007, 08:30 AM   #40
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get a small pond in the backyard
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:12 AM   #41
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gotta laugh at the thought of frogs sneaking into house through doors,(burgler frogs from hell), mate they enter through the pipes.
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Old 02-01-2007, 11:28 AM   #42
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I guess it would be inappropriate to introduce the cane toad into your bathroom's ecosystem....
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Old 02-01-2007, 06:11 PM   #43
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Well, after having 24 hours to give this serious consideration, I have opted for a nice Toilet Garden feature. I'm off to the recycling centre this weekend to buy an old crapper.

I mentioned the idea to Wifey last night and she thought it was a good idea too!

And waddyaknow, the Frogsperts have croked up with a brilliant idea today. "Why not create a Toilet Garden feature?" one of them says.

Seems like the go. He even reckons putting a pump in the cistern on a timer so it flushes at intervals!

This could get expensive and interupt my XA Coupe GT2B project, and allow me less Borboun time too! NOT HAPPY JAN!

Anyway, thanks for the input all. It was bloody fun. Shame we don't have a "Misc Project" section here so I can post pics of my project Boghole!

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Good idea, just make sure next booze up outside the mates dont decide to use the outdoor dunny!
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Old 02-01-2007, 06:31 PM   #45
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That is a good idea about putting a toilet outside.

As rodderz has said just warn your mates before you hit the drink.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:06 PM   #46
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Shame we don't have a "Misc Project" section here so I can post pics of my project Boghole!
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Hehheh, we do now. Keep us posted Mike.
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Old 02-01-2007, 07:06 PM   #47
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That is a good idea about putting a toilet outside.

As rodderz has said just warn your mates before you hit the drink.
And the beauty of it is we now will be a 2 toilet household!

And if the frogs don't like the new dunny, they can have ours and we can just crap outside in the new one!

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Old 02-01-2007, 09:48 PM   #48
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Best thread ever. Even better than the I am better than sit-ups thread!

Handed my brother the laptop before to read the thread and he was weting himself!
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Old 02-01-2007, 09:59 PM   #49
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Time for the mods to move it to the "Projects" section. e Remember, the thread will be useless without pics!!!!!

What 'ci' is the pump going to be and what other 'mods' are planned?



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If you are an AU owner and belive in Sourbastard's mental disease definitions. (See this thread: http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....ghlight=mental), will you be putting a Tickford Wing badge on the toilet?
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this project will differ in that it may have a 9" rear end on the top not underneath

Could lower it a bit also, and dare I say it...put on some GT stripes :nutsycuck:
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.......and a ever so slightly altered holden badge that reads 'Commode'!



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Mike, I notice you don't have an avatar, may I suggest this pic?
A green tree frog in it's natural habitat?

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Mike, I notice you don't have an avatar, may I suggest this pic?
A green tree frog in it's natural habitat?

Hahahaha, classic!
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Old 03-01-2007, 09:56 PM   #56
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but this is getting a bit much when you sit down for a dump and something licks your dangly bits!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha..

Maybe start a website.. plenty of sicko's out there would pay good money for that :
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Old 04-02-2007, 05:11 AM   #57
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any sign of tadpoles yet?
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:10 PM   #58
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The little buggers have taken up residence in my air conditioing condensing unit. When I turn it on I hear clanging as they hit the fan prop blades and closer investigation reveals lots of legs and bits clinging to the guard.
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