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Old 13-04-2006, 09:50 AM   #31
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I believe in hygiene to keep them little suckers away. Get her to lather up you back in the shower, then you can lather each other up with some nice body scrub and a loofa.

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Old 13-04-2006, 10:08 AM   #32
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It's good to get rid of those back zits, as they can drive you nuts if you can't reach them, but women enjoying squeezing them is a bit weird. Maybe they want to squeeze them to get rid of them so they can't feel them after a couple of days. That or they enjoy inflicting pain disguised as "helping out".

As for the pic of the guy with zits all over his back - for some of you girls - it would be like a big sheet of bubble wrap - hours of "fun".
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:13 AM   #33
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As for the pic of the guy with zits all over his back - for some of you girls - it would be like a big sheet of bubble wrap - hours of "fun".
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:23 AM   #34
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Ok so I will share and admit I have been guilty of this in the past....

I think the attraction is that we are not allowed to squeeze or pick pimples on our bods in case we scar or cause damage to our delicate skin.... but we can go to town on our boyfriends backs because there is no one to see the evidence if you go a bit maniac and cause damage.
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:30 AM   #35
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On your back... wtf... And some of us aren't that flexible. After all we can't see our backs. We don't care what's lurking :P What we DO care about is when the other half decpetively gets your shirt off on the false pretense you are about to be treated to something quite enjoyable, only to be told it is on the condition you go through excruciating discomfort beforehand...

Talk about the pain and the pleasure...

Bwahahahaha!

How very true! Well put!
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:40 AM   #36
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The conclusion I have come to after reading this thread is that there is way too many weeks between V8 rounds.

As for the comments about which photo is worse, I'll believe you, it was bad enough scrolling past them the first time, let alone going back for a second look.
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Old 13-04-2006, 05:05 PM   #37
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My Dad does it. He asks me to help him out if he can't reach and they are annoying him. :S

The only time I think I'd like to do it is when I see my grandmother, who has an open pore that fills up, just under her eye. It's massive, and I can't believe she doesn't notice it in the mirror. It creeps me out.

She also has some kind of cyst on her back that has to be emptied out from time to time, but that is usually done by a doctor.
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Old 13-04-2006, 05:16 PM   #38
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How about dumping on someone's chest? Has this topic been covered yet?
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Old 13-04-2006, 05:17 PM   #39
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Wellity... i was kind of hungry but after reading through all of this my appetite has mysteriously disappeared....

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Old 13-04-2006, 05:39 PM   #40
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Old 13-04-2006, 05:57 PM   #41
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My my, well, what can I say? I'm shocked... and somewhat flattered... by your remark, but I'll have to decline.
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Old 13-04-2006, 06:00 PM   #42
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I thought it was instinct for women to squeeze things until they "puke". :
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:06 PM   #43
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LOL look wat i found :P

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/180500...342_ear300.jpg
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:18 PM   #44
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Old 13-04-2006, 10:41 PM   #45
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My wife loves enflicting pain on me but zits are a no-go zone. I love having them squeezed, and squeezing hers if i can get near her but she thinks they should be left alone. get rid of it and let them heal i say
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Old 14-04-2006, 03:27 PM   #46
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How about dumping on someone's chest? Has this topic been covered yet?
I enjoy squeezing the odd back zit..... but as far as taking a dump on someone's chest i find this rather strange....

I was called a weirdo for the zit squeezing thing but you are the icing on the cake!!!!

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Old 14-04-2006, 04:09 PM   #47
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I dont get any ... never have, never will hopefully.

An ex i used to have, used to love smelling my armpits after indoor cricket, I'd get to her place or my place, and she'd love smelling under there. Weird indeed!
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Old 14-04-2006, 07:29 PM   #48
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Weird things for weird people...
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Old 14-04-2006, 07:45 PM   #49
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Has to be one of the strangest threads i have ever read.... not related but a guy at my work used to like the girls he dated to p#ss on his hands in the shower..... :
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Old 15-04-2006, 10:14 PM   #50
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Has to be one of the strangest threads i have ever read.... not related but a guy at my work used to like the girls he dated to p#ss on his hands in the shower..... :

Hope it was not you nhanst........ lol
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My Dad does it. He asks me to help him out if he can't reach and they are annoying him. :S

The only time I think I'd like to do it is when I see my grandmother, who has an open pore that fills up, just under her eye. It's massive, and I can't believe she doesn't notice it in the mirror. It creeps me out.

She also has some kind of cyst on her back that has to be emptied out from time to time, but that is usually done by a doctor.
Ok, this thread has gone too far....man, your Dad??
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Ghia5L How about dumping on someone's chest? Has this topic been covered yet?
I can not figure out how the 2 subjects above relate to popping pimples???

I don't want to know either I am quite sure...

that is really really weird behaviour... :
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Old 17-04-2006, 08:17 PM   #54
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My friend mentioned in the car the other day that her bf loves popping her pimples.

She's jealous. He has perfect, baby soft skin, and she just keeps breaking out.
Since he has none of his own to pop, he goes for hers. :
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